Chuck Norris does not sleep. He only waits.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
And, this classic:
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Re: Chuck Norris
The age 77 is extremely excited, because it turns Chuck Norris next March 10.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough to make his beard.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough to make his beard.