Our friend Lyle Lovett sez it best:
You say you're not from Texas,
Man, as if I couldn't tell,
You think you pull your boots on right,
And wear your hat so well.
So pardon me my laughter,
'Cause I sure do understand.
Even Moses got excited,
When he saw the promised land
That's right, you're not from Texas,
That's right, you're not from Texas,
That's right, you're not from Texas,
Texas wants you anyway.