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This happened to me maybe 12 years ago. I was, without a doubt, speeding on I-45 north of Houston on my way to Conroe for a meeting. I spotted a police car on the feeder road and noticed that he wanted to get on the freeway and was in quite a hurry to do so. I knew this because I saw his lights flashing and noticed his rather rapid turn through the grassy shoulder. Well I was driving a dark green Taurus and by coincidence I was just passing a rather similar slow driving green Ford Taurus on the highway. A quick glance in the rearview mirror showed the police office pulling over the other green Ford Taurus about half mile behind me.

I felt kind of bad for the guy, but I also got a chuckle thinking about the conversation being had between him and the policeman. “But officer, it wasn’t me�, “yeah right�. No doubt a blooper on the part of the police officer, but he might not even know it. Any yes, I did slow down for the remainder of the journey.

The only other funny story I have goes back to my honeymoon. While speeding towards Kerrville on our honeymoon, I was pulled over just outside of the town. “Officer, I’m sorry for speeding but it’s our honeymoon and we’re on our way to the Y.O. Hilton in Kerrville�… He gives me that “Oh yeah, like I’ve never heard that one before� look, so I took off my wedding band and showed him the date inscribed on the inside. He laughed and said “you’re almost there, just take it easy and drive slow�.

Not as funny as others posted, but humourous none the less.

These are funny... this should make for some interesting reading.