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TxRVer wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 8:30 am

E10 wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 1:47 am What’s not to like about...
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Yes, queso!

It most certainly is NOT quinoa.

Charge that fuzzy little foreigner with attempting to influence our election.

Rafe wrote: ↑Sun Sep 27, 2020 8:30 pm

C-dub wrote: ↑Sun Sep 27, 2020 8:15 pm Or does he know he lied? He may really think he went there. By now he may even think he's black, maybe even Corn Pop himself.

No. Not Corn Pop. Corn Pop was a really bad dude who used a ton of pommade in his hair. Joe remembers Corn Pop.

Or was that Jiffy Pop? Soda Pop? But, man, either way, all those guys were really bad dudes...

Oh yeah, he might really be Corn Pops and was just tripin back then fightin with himslef.

philip964 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 27, 2020 3:32 pm https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/20 ... ally-blac/

University disputes Biden’s claim he went to a historically back university.

So he lied again.

Or does he know he lied? He may really think he went there. By now he may even think he's black, maybe even Corn Pop himself.

If this does doom his chances of winning and the DNC agrees, is there any way they can replace him with her at this point? They must be pulling their hair out. Did she even get 3% in their primaries?

parabelum wrote: ↑Mon Sep 14, 2020 10:20 pm

philip964 wrote: ↑Mon Sep 14, 2020 10:05 pm The thought is: if he does a debate he will have the questions in advance.

Doesn’t matter. He will forget them.

Or even better would be if he remembered them out of order. Kinda like Klinger when he was taking the test to see if he could get into West Point. Wait, Klinger or Radar, hmmm

philip964 wrote: ↑Mon Sep 07, 2020 1:40 pm

When Joe Biden squared off with Corn Pop.

He's told that story several times now or I've just heard the same story several times. Anyway, is anyone one else wondering if Ole Joe B. Hiden is just misremembering a bad bowl of corn pops he once had with some milk that was a few days too old? Some "bad dude" named Corn Pop? Really?

IF Biden did win.

IF he is declared incompetent or whatever.

IF Kamala a becomes president (vomit).

Just because the speaker is third in line of succession doesn’t mean she automatically is VP, right? Wouldn’t Kampala still have to pick her? The speaker is third and only automatically becomes POTUS if the first two are gone or unable, right?

You're killing me with this bee stuff.

Although, he did say that blacks weren't as diverse as Hispanics.

philip964 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 01, 2020 7:04 pm https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-campa ... -smell-her

Biden Campaign says he is so close to his VP pick that he can smell her.

Funny and might even be accurate, but you know about the Bee, right? Just checking.

Wow! Was I wrong. I didn't think this guy could win a prize in a Cracker Jack box.

My wife thinks he's acting like this, saying all these crazy things, so he won't get elected and avoid having to be the one in charge.

She's pretty smart, but IDK, maybe.

Maybe his son didn't talk to him because he knew what level of crazy he was dealing with.

flechero wrote: ↑Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:32 am

03Lightningrocks wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:01 pm ...goes off like a pistol if challenged...

Mine are completely unemotional and only do as they are told.

You mustn't have any Sig Sauer's then.

The Annoyed Man wrote: ↑Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:48 am

philip964 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:38 am https://www.theblaze.com/news/joe-biden ... s-in-a-gun

Biden brags about having banned the number of clips in a gun.

Sorry puppies and kittens die because of this article.

I have yet to have any success at getting a clip to fit into one of my guns. I must be doing something wrong. I’ll go ask crazy old Uncle Joe. He'll show me what I missed.

I can get one in my Garand. And it's funny, but when the clip is empty the rifle just rejects it and spits it out like it wants me to put another one in. I've tried putting one in the Enfield, but it just won't go. The boolits just slide right out the bottom of the clip, but the clip won't go in.