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Sometime the actions of the higher up people affect the lower level masses. The players did nothing but they are the ones to suffer sadly because of the actions of the leaders that could have stopped it. I am glad honestly.

WHY did he run? It would have been SOOOO much better for him if he had just stayed around. Seriously. Idiot.

I have to wonder what pharmaceuticals he was taking? Ambien? Anti-depressants? Anti-anxiety?

with the way my belly is daily expanding and such a belly band would not be practical...I will look at the flashbang.

And since I see the flash bang sits the way it does...it is not compatible with my shelf of a belly.

I have a glock 26 and I need to know how to carry on my person while preggo? Cause I wear the maternity shorts/pants that have the full panel (the only kind that are comfy and that actually stay on me)which means I cant do a belt. Most of my shirts are form fitting around the belly. Mainly because I...

This is greatness. I already told you that though.

a club walks into a bar and everyone is confused by the irony.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents

What kind of flower is on your face?


Tulips

Guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under arm. Says to the bartender: "I’ll take a beer, and one for the road."

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy Bear

What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's Butt

What do you do with a sick boat?

TAKE IT TO THE DOC!

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A buccaneer

what do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad!