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Of course I have also left a Flamigo yard decoration in his garden (after listening to him gripe about the neighbor that had too many flamingoes) and a "kiss my backside" gnome at his back door over the years.
I love him, but he is an in-law and fair game...
BTW, he just moved across states and both the Flamigo and the gnome followed...
