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by schufflerbot
Mon Oct 08, 2012 2:06 pm
Forum: Never Again!!
Topic: Baby Pooped on me...
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Re: Baby Pooped on me...

ahhh yes, the ol 'poop n run.'

my daughter is now two and a half and the grossness has morphed from being pooped/pee'd on, to being the target of projectile vomit and now, my personal favorite, the 'crop dust.'

for those who don't know, 'crop dusting' is when someone walks past a target, releases a cloud of nasty gas then continues walking as if nothing happened. My daughter hasn't quite grasped the concept of the stealth portion of this lovely attack, so she likes to walk up, rip one that would impress a 65 year old homeless man and run off screaming, 'I FARTED ON DADDY!! I FARTED ON DADDY!!'


LOL



good times.

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