Woman tries to cross the border with "thunder thighs"

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Woman tries to cross the border with "thunder thighs"

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Border officials say a woman tried to enter the U.S. at an El Paso border crossing with about a quarter of a million dollars worth of cocaine strapped to her thighs. I'm not a U.S. Customs and Border Protection officer but it seems like she would've been easy to spot even if she was wearing a muumuu. :roll:

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I've been watching a TV program called Border Wars for a few years and I am always amazed at the ingenuity of drug dealers with smuggling drugs going north and cash and weapons going south. They are even strapping drugs to kids and sending them across the border - if the kid gets caught, nothing punitive happens.
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BigBangSmallBucks wrote:I'm not a U.S. Customs and Border Protection officer but it seems like she would've been easy to spot even if she was wearing a moo moo.
What if she was crossing the border in a herd?

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tacticool wrote:
BigBangSmallBucks wrote:I'm not a U.S. Customs and Border Protection officer but it seems like she would've been easy to spot even if she was wearing a moo moo.
What if she was crossing the border in a herd?

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Re: Woman tries to cross the border with "thunder thighs"

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Well, that's one I've not seen before. Certainly not executed that badly!
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