Re: Funniest LEO contact I ever had just minutes ago
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:28 pm
I wouldn't be calling the police. I would be lookin at Dinner....
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[cue Copland's Hoe-Down]Bob in Big D wrote:I wouldn't be calling the police. I would be lookin at Dinner....
Catch a chicken? .... just go to the other side of the road and wait for it to cross ....hi-power wrote:That story reminds me of another one. The wife and I were carpooling to work one morning and about 1/2 mile from the house she spotted a chicken on the side of the road. We figured it wouldn't last too long hanging around the CVS parking lot so we called animal control. The head guy of animal control came out and started trying to catch it. I noticed that when a chicken starts running, every guy in the area joins in the fun. We chased that poor thing all over the place. I finally had to leave for work but mostly because I was laughing too hard to be of any help. I never found out if they caught it or not.
To prove to the armadillo that it could be done!RPB wrote:Catch a chicken? .... just go to the other side of the road and wait for it to cross ....hi-power wrote:That story reminds me of another one. The wife and I were carpooling to work one morning and about 1/2 mile from the house she spotted a chicken on the side of the road. We figured it wouldn't last too long hanging around the CVS parking lot so we called animal control. The head guy of animal control came out and started trying to catch it. I noticed that when a chicken starts running, every guy in the area joins in the fun. We chased that poor thing all over the place. I finally had to leave for work but mostly because I was laughing too hard to be of any help. I never found out if they caught it or not.
but... (wait for it ...)
why would a chicken cross the road?
puma guy wrote:Just think how this might have turned out had someone reported a murder of crows!
WINNER!Dave2 wrote:puma guy wrote:Just think how this might have turned out had someone reported a murder of crows!
I didn't think they were in season right now.Bob in Big D wrote:I wouldn't be calling the police. I would be lookin at Dinner....
As the father of two soon to be teenage girls, this intrigues me alot. Anyone know where I can find a gaggle of particularly nasty ganders?2farnorth wrote:My FIL had a gander that I was afraid of. You had to run from the car to the house door and hope it opened quickly. The gander would grab what ever part of you he could get a hold of and twist. Made for some nasty marks on your skin. Made dating his (FIL) daughter hazardous.
Gander Mountain?Katygunnut wrote:As the father of two soon to be teenage girls, this intrigues me alot. Anyone know where I can find a gaggle of particularly nasty ganders?2farnorth wrote:My FIL had a gander that I was afraid of. You had to run from the car to the house door and hope it opened quickly. The gander would grab what ever part of you he could get a hold of and twist. Made for some nasty marks on your skin. Made dating his (FIL) daughter hazardous.
You can buy goslings and other baby birds online if there's no farms or farm supply stores nearby who sell hatchlings.WildBill wrote:Gander Mountain?Katygunnut wrote:As the father of two soon to be teenage girls, this intrigues me alot. Anyone know where I can find a gaggle of particularly nasty ganders?