Baby Pooped on me...

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Re: Baby Pooped on me...

Postby Jim Beaux » Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:52 pm

NordicTexan wrote:There is always something funny about a "diaper containment" failure to those of us who have experienced it ourselves and they always make for good stories.


LIKE THE DEVIL THERE IS. You have no idea what my kids ate.... :smilelol5:
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Re: Baby Pooped on me...

Postby knotquiteawake » Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:53 pm

NordicTexan wrote:There is always something funny about a "diaper containment" failure to those of us who have experienced it ourselves and they always make for good stories.


We called it a "blow-out"
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Re: Baby Pooped on me...

Postby The Annoyed Man » Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:59 pm

My wife helps take care of the little ones at our church, where such events are known as "Creationland Blowouts." :smilelol5:
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Re: Baby Pooped on me...

Postby C-dub » Mon Oct 01, 2012 6:18 pm

I think mine tossed her cookies in my new truck when she was less than a month old. Hasn't done the other.

Unless you had a real big, you know, I'm wondering if the diapers are the right size or have a proper fit.
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Re: Baby Pooped on me...

Postby SewTexas » Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:46 pm

6 months???? I think it took our son 6 hours!!!!! :biggrinjester: little monster.....he's a teen now.

yes, you want to have a change of clothes in the car for everyone, diaper blow-outs, bottle failures, peas tossed up, a car emergency that keeps you over night in a hotel even though you're only 3 hours away from home.....yeh, been through all of these and a few more.
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Re: Baby Pooped on me...

Postby mlawler » Mon Oct 01, 2012 9:49 pm

LOL!! My nephew tried to do a fountain imitation on me but I was to fast for him & he peed over my shoulder....right on to his grandmother!!! :lol:
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Re: Baby Pooped on me...

Postby Jasonw560 » Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:06 pm

Welcome to the club!!

I've had the "three Ps" on me in the same day. I used to joke about painting a target in my twins' room, on the opposite wall of the changing table.

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Re: Baby Pooped on me...

Postby GeronimoAg » Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:54 pm

The wife and I have ~7 week old twin girls. I've been spit up on regularly by both and one projectile vomited on me so much that I thought her head was going to start spinning and that I would need to call a priest. I've managed to keep clear of the poop getting on me... so far.

I was on the phone a couple of weeks ago with my best friend to congratulate him on the birth of his son. I hear a commotion over the phone and my friend yells, "Oh my God, I have to call you back!" He called back about 5 minutes later to let me know everyone was OK, just that his son had a massive diaper explosion all over his mother in law. There is no love lost between my friend and his MIL, and they basically just tolerate each other. My friend could barely control his laughter over the phone. :smilelol5:
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Re: Baby Pooped on me...

Postby The Annoyed Man » Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:31 pm

The Annoyed Man wrote:My wife helps take care of the little ones at our church, where such events are known as "Creationland Blowouts." :smilelol5:

I was just reading the OP to my wife. Her answer? "Poop happens." "rlol"
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Re: Baby Pooped on me...

Postby TXPPQ » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:29 am

The Annoyed Man wrote:
The Annoyed Man wrote:My wife helps take care of the little ones at our church, where such events are known as "Creationland Blowouts." :smilelol5:

I was just reading the OP to my wife. Her answer? "Poop happens." "rlol"


:iagree: My wife said the EXACT same thing when I read it to her! :lol:
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Re: Baby Pooped on me...

Postby schufflerbot » Mon Oct 08, 2012 2:06 pm

ahhh yes, the ol 'poop n run.'

my daughter is now two and a half and the grossness has morphed from being pooped/pee'd on, to being the target of projectile vomit and now, my personal favorite, the 'crop dust.'

for those who don't know, 'crop dusting' is when someone walks past a target, releases a cloud of nasty gas then continues walking as if nothing happened. My daughter hasn't quite grasped the concept of the stealth portion of this lovely attack, so she likes to walk up, rip one that would impress a 65 year old homeless man and run off screaming, 'I FARTED ON DADDY!! I FARTED ON DADDY!!'


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Re: Baby Pooped on me...

Postby knotquiteawake » Mon Oct 08, 2012 2:15 pm

I am so thankful this thread has been slightly popular. I makes me think my friends and I are not weird. See, before we had kids when we all hung out it was all GK Chesterson this, and Plato that, and politics this, and so on... now when we hang out we cannot get through a dinner without a pee/poop/vomit war story.
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Re: Baby Pooped on me...

Postby Texas Dan Mosby » Mon Oct 08, 2012 2:26 pm

Babies, like firearms, must be handled with safety in mind. However, unlike firearms, they can never be truly "unloaded", and, when you least expect it, are capable of violently discharging their contents from BOTH ends .

Be careful out there.



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Re: Baby Pooped on me...

Postby knotquiteawake » Mon Oct 08, 2012 2:33 pm

Texas Dan Mosby wrote:Babies, like firearms, must be handled with safety in mind. However, unlike firearms, they can never be truly "unloaded", and, when you least expect it, are capable of violently discharging their contents from BOTH ends .
Be careful out there.
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So what you're saying is a baby is always loaded and don't point it at anything you want to keep clean?
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Re: Baby Pooped on me...

Postby RPBrown » Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:14 pm

Whats worse is just when you get them grown along comes the new grandbaby. Happened to me 6 times and I wouldn't change a minute of it
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