New Chemical Element
The recent hurricanes and gasoline issues are proof of the existence
of a new chemical element. A major research institution has recently
announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element has been named Governmentium. Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198
assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be
detected, because it impedes every action with which it comes into
contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause an action that
would normally take less than a second to take over four days to
complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years. It does not decay,
but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact,
Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming
isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to
believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical
morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes
Administratium...an element that radiates just as much energy as
Governmentium, since it has half as many peons, but twice as many morons.
New Chemical Element...Governmentium Gv
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New Chemical Element...Governmentium Gv
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Re: New Chemical Element...Governmentium Gv
Well done!Sailor wrote:New Chemical Element
What about another catalytic agent?
Democraton? Hillarium?
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