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Humor: Chuck Norris Approved......

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If he is good enough for Chuck, he's good enough for me. :grin:



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ROTFLM :lol: O!!!

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Was that for real? If it was a spoof it was a great one. If it was real... well... ROFL!
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Mike is my first choice.
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That's pure gold. :lol:
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:rolll I like it!
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According to WorldNetDaily.com it's for real.
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That was a great commercial. Probably the best political ad I have ever seen. I will have to do a little more research on Governor Huckabee. I think the Fair Tax is a great idea. Throw in Chuck Norris guarding the border and he just may get my vote.
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Was it real?? You're darn right it was. Not only is it on Huckabee's website, but Norris was in the audience as Huckabee's guest at Wednesday's CNN/YouTube republican debates.
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That's a classic!
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I like Mike.
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Snake Doctor wrote:Was it real?? You're darn right it was. Not only is it on Huckabee's website, but Norris was in the audience as Huckabee's guest at Wednesday's CNN/YouTube republican debates.
Where was "Nature Boy" Ric Flair? Or Jerry Falwell, Jr.? Both have officially endorsed Huckabee. Huck doesn't seem as eager to claim pro wrestlers and televangelists.

Huckabee's quip about his rise in the poll numbers being because of the "Chuck Norris endorsement. We think people are afraid to not vote for me!" was pretty funny. Huck's a funny guy, with lots of great one-liners. I like him a lot. I wouldn't ever vote for him, because he's too much like another previous Arkansas governor from Hope. No, he's not a serial adulterer, isn't implicated in insider trading scandals, and hasn't been involved in smuggling drugs through the Mena airport.

No, Huckabee is something far more dangerous: a big-spending, big-government, pro-centralization liberal wrapped up in a cloak of pro-Life Christian pseudo-"conservatism". Thirty years ago he'd have been a Yellow Dog Democrat. No, strike that -- the Yellow Dog Democrats wouldn't have accepted him and his plans for Washington to dictate so much "for our own good".

I hate to sound like a broke record, but I beg you, please! Start with the Constitution of the United States. Read it carefully. If a candidate's proposals and positions aren't explicitly authorized by that fine document, then his campaign promises amount to promises to break his oath of office as soon as he raises his right hand. How can you trust him?

Do you remember the Clinton/Gore slogan, "It's the economy, stupid!" These days, all who support the 2nd Amendment should remember that "It's the Constitution, stupid!", and hold all candidates to that standard.

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:iagree: with KBCraig on this one,before you start getting all excited
over any of those candidates check their records in office.
Those people will say anything to get your vote.
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308nato wrote::iagree: with KBCraig on this one,before you start getting all excited
over any of those candidates check their records in office.
Those people will say anything to get your vote.
I am quite pleased with the voting record of Fred Thompson.
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