My Dogs,
1 My dogs sleep about 20 hours a day.
2 They have their food prepared for them.
3 They can eat whenever they want, 24/7/365.
4 Their meals are provided at no cost to them.
5 They visit the Dr. once a year for their checkups, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
6 For this they pay nothing, and nothing is required of them.
7 They live in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than their needs, but they are not required to do any upkeep.
8 If they make a mess, someone else cleans it up.
9 They have their choice of luxurious places to sleep.
10 They receive these accommodations absolutely free.
11 They are living like a king & a queen, and have absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
12 All of their costs are picked up by others who have money in the bank and worked many, many years to put it there.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,
Holy crap, my dogs are democrats!
My Dogs
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My Dogs
Nature itself teaches every creature to defend itself.
" Gun control is hitting what you aim at."
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" Gun control is hitting what you aim at."
NRA
TSRA
Glock 23
08/29/2009 - CHL Class
08/30/2009 - App. mailed to DPS
09/01/20009 - Rec'd at DPS
10/24/2009 - Processing App
Re: My Dogs
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh crap, she's up"
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Re: My Dogs
LOLROTF!!! That is soooooo funny!!!
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Re: My Dogs
Now, if all democrats were spayed or neutered......
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Re: My Dogs
USA1, that is one of the worst cases of animal cruelity I ever seen. It reminds me of those awful commercials that have been on TV recently that have the dogs thoughts in sub-titles: "what did I do to deserve this?"USA1 wrote:
Ever notice there's never an animal cop around when you need one?
The OP got me worried about my dogs and the political orientation. Then I realized (and I hope this holds true for your dogs too) that my dogs can't be democrats for the following reasons:
1. They are aware when danger is near, even if their leader is directing them towards it.
2. They work every day of their lives (even weekends) protecting my family - without even asking for vacation time.
3. They understand the concept of not pooping where they live.
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Re: My Dogs
Then they aren't AR15s either.mctowalot wrote:3. They understand the concept of not pooping where they live.
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