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Of course, we could use this as an opening to tell our non-CHL female friends/family "Hey, I know a surefire self-defense technique that will make an attacker stop no matter how angry he is ...."
This one is quite funny too ... http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sh ... econd_half" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
NOTE: if you've never read TheOnion.com before, beward there are plenty of off-color, offensive, and vulgar items on that web site. Not fit for a 9-year-old. This one happens to be "clean"