Happy Mother's Day

[WildBill]

To all of the Mothers out there ...

Happy Mother's Day to you.

[Medic624]

Thanks mom for making it all 9 months, giving birth to me and THEN not letting me do something seriously stupid to wind up in jail or dead before I learned to sometimes stop doing stupid things...

[Divided Attention]

For all the moms that are teaching their children not only all the "regular" stuff, but also how to be responsible for their selves and be alert, I wish you many blessings and at least 5 minutes to yourselves to do as you wish!

[USA1]

Sorry Mom for putting you through heck all those years. I'm better now.

[Divided Attention]

@USA1

If you are better, your mother deserves saint hood!

[The Annoyed Man]

My mom let me live. I'm grateful for that much.

[WildBill]

My mom let me live. I'm grateful for that much.

We, on the forum, are all grateful.

[Texas10X]

I posted this on another thread in the Ladies forum, but it seems appropriate here, too.

Saw a sign in Bellville last week:

"Show her you care
Get Mom a Gun"

I like their thinking!!!

Happy Mother's Day!!!

[WildBill]

I posted this on another thread in the Ladies forum, but it seems appropriate here, too.

I didn't realize that we "guys" could post in the Ladies Forum.

[Texas10X]

WildBill - I think the only restriction is you can't post in the Ladies - Only forum. The Ladies - General forum doesn't have that restriction. The moderators might be able to clarify further.... I saw the Happy Mother's Day thread there first, but when I saw yours, I didn't want anyone to miss out on the sentiment of the sign I saw, so I decided to share it again.

[WildBill]

Thanks. Just like I never go in the ladies room, I don't go to the ladies forum.

[Divided Attention]

Now Bill while I wouldn't recommend going to the ladies room - you just never know what you might learn in the ladies forum

[RPB]

Well, my niece is collecting insects for science class, so I got her a butterfly net and a book "Advice for young MOTHers" but she has to wait until tonight so they come to the porch light ... I've only caught 2 moths last night ...

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY !!!



(Seriously happy mothers' day)

[Hoi Polloi]

Buahahahahaha! Hilarious! Did you come up with that, RPB?

Hope all the mothers had a wonderful day full of thanksgiving for all they've done, not the least of which is the very gift of life itself.

[RPB]

Buahahahahaha! Hilarious! Did you come up with that, RPB?

Hope all the mothers had a wonderful day full of thanksgiving for all they've done, not the least of which is the very gift of life itself.

I stole it years ago .... not sure if Seinfeld or who said it first.