I was having a hard time deciding what to get my girlfriend for Valentine's Day, since it's our first Valentine's Day together. So I decided to ask her if there was anything she wanted.
She told me "Just get me something crazy and expensive. Something I don't even need."
I just signed her up for chemotherapy treatments.
Valentine's Day Gift
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Kythas
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Valentine's Day Gift
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"Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of arms" - Aristotle
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Oh, groanKythas wrote:I was having a hard time deciding what to get my girlfriend for Valentine's Day, since it's our first Valentine's Day together. So I decided to ask her if there was anything she wanted.
She told me "Just get me something crazy and expensive. Something I don't even need."
I just signed her up for chemotherapy treatments.
I would have been thinking more along the lines of a Les Baer or Ed Brown super custom pistol that she didn't need.
Keith
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Kythas
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Re: Valentine's Day Gift
I would never consider a firearm purchase to be crazy!Keith B wrote:Oh, groan
I would have been thinking more along the lines of a Les Baer or Ed Brown super custom pistol that she didn't need.
“I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s start with typewriters.” - Frank Lloyd Wright
"Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of arms" - Aristotle
"Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of arms" - Aristotle
Re: Valentine's Day Gift
Yeah, but SHE might!Kythas wrote:I would never consider a firearm purchase to be crazy!Keith B wrote:Oh, groan
I would have been thinking more along the lines of a Les Baer or Ed Brown super custom pistol that she didn't need.
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Re: Valentine's Day Gift
Mine got a card, hershey kisses and an Uzi mini carbine. If she don't like her gifts I need to trade her off.
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RoyGBiv
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So unexpected...!!
Laughed so hard I almost snorted my Starbucks.
Laughed so hard I almost snorted my Starbucks.
I am not a lawyer. This is NOT legal advice.!
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Nothing tempers idealism quite like the cold bath of reality.... SQLGeek
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Thomas
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After I was done laughing, I wondered what chemo would actually do to a healthy person 
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Well, chemo is basically poison that one is hoping will kill the cancer cells before killing the host.Thomas wrote:After I was done laughing, I wondered what chemo would actually do to a healthy person
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