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How embarrassing to have to call 911 to be rescued from your own house cat.

My call to 911 would have been to get help removing my boot from that cat's posterior.
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All cat owners are held hostage by their cats to one extent or another :lol:
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Abraham wrote:Cats are wonderful creatures.

We have two that I love dearly.

One is a Manx who loves water so much that when I head into the shower he joins me.

All our cats have been rescued primarily by me.
Same here. Our orange cat is my buddy, takes showers with me. Tries real hard to talk
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He kicked the cat and it went berserk. What are the odds?
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puma guy wrote:All cat owners are held hostage by their cats to one extent or another :lol:
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff. ;-)
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Dave2 wrote:
Jumping Frog wrote:Nothing would have messed with my kids when they were babies. I don't need the police to take care of business.
Yeah, no kidding. We used to have a 130lb dog who, while in the presence of my parents, dared to growl at my mom... once... Amazingly smart creatures, dogs are. If you grab them by the underside of their neck and flip them up over their hind legs onto their back, they can even understand threats made in english! I miss that dog... very loyal and protective, once we sorted out whose toys he was playing with.
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Sail Cat!
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G26ster wrote:
puma guy wrote:All cat owners are held hostage by their cats to one extent or another :lol:
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff. ;-)
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Dan20703 wrote:Sail Cat!
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From a friend of mine:

"If you get trapped in your bedroom by an angry cat, it's time to reevaluate some of your life choices."

And my addendum, If you then send your cat to a pet psychiatrist, you might want to evaluate the need for one yourself.
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SQLGeek wrote:From a friend of mine:

"If you get trapped in your bedroom by an angry cat, it's time to reevaluate some of your life choices."

And my addendum, If you then send your cat to a pet psychiatrist, you might want to evaluate the need for one yourself.
Does Obamacare cover pet shrinks?
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Oldgringo wrote:Miss BOO asks, "Daddy, when do we go back to Montana, eh"?
:thumbs2: Looks like Miss Boo has pretty good personnel on her staff ...lol
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jmra wrote:
SQLGeek wrote:From a friend of mine:

"If you get trapped in your bedroom by an angry cat, it's time to reevaluate some of your life choices."

And my addendum, If you then send your cat to a pet psychiatrist, you might want to evaluate the need for one yourself.
Does Obamacare cover pet shrinks?
Supposedly, if Fluffy likes his therapist, he can keep him.
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