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Chuck Norris has more posts than all of the Forum Members combined, including his own.

The reason you can't view them is that your head would explode from absorbing all of that information. :tiphat:
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During the Vietnam War Chuck Norris shot down an enemy plane by making a gun with his hand, pointing it at the plane, and saying "bang".
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WildBill wrote:Chuck Norris has more posts than all of the Forum Members combined, including his own.

The reason you can't view them is that your head would explode from absorbing all of that information. :tiphat:
When I hit 20,000 posts, will I be able to see them? :smilelol5:
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The Annoyed Man wrote:
WildBill wrote:Chuck Norris has more posts than all of the Forum Members combined, including his own.

The reason you can't view them is that your head would explode from absorbing all of that information. :tiphat:
When I hit 20,000 posts, will I be able to see them? :smilelol5:
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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The Annoyed Man wrote:
WildBill wrote:Chuck Norris has more posts than all of the Forum Members combined, including his own.

The reason you can't view them is that your head would explode from absorbing all of that information. :tiphat:
When I hit 20,000 posts, will I be able to see them? :smilelol5:

Chuck Norris doesn't need to brag... :evil2:
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It's fun to tell Chuck Norris jokes to kids, because they have no clue what you're talking about.

Like when we go to the zoo:

"Do you know where giraffes came from? Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin..."

"No, dad, I don't think that really happened"
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sjfcontrol wrote:
The Annoyed Man wrote:
WildBill wrote:Chuck Norris has more posts than all of the Forum Members combined, including his own.

The reason you can't view them is that your head would explode from absorbing all of that information. :tiphat:
When I hit 20,000 posts, will I be able to see them? :smilelol5:
Chuck Norris doesn't need to brag... :evil2:
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Body armor wears Chuck Norris for protection.

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Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands once. Now it's just called the Islands.

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The Grim Reaper had been missing for quite a while and Chuck Norris is a prime suspect.
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OK, reviving a year old topic because of the new commercial :lol:

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The age 77 is extremely excited, because it turns Chuck Norris next March 10.

They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough to make his beard.
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