I can't remember where I heard it but whoever made it up the credit is yours
You guys here about those two rednecks who were walkin in the woods? Well there were two rednecks walkin in the woods and one had a bag over his shoulder. The other one asked hey whatcha got in that bag the other said chickens then the other said how many? And the redneck with the bag replied: I tell you what if you can guess how many chickens are in this here bag I'll give you BOTH of em!
LOL!!!! Love that joke carry on!
Just a joke y'all can pass along
Moderators: carlson1, Charles L. Cotton
-
- Deactivated until real name is provided
- Posts in topic: 1
- Posts: 192
- Joined: Wed Oct 07, 2015 11:57 pm
Re: Just a joke y'all can pass along
So how many were in the bag?
Re: Just a joke y'all can pass along
Still tryin to figure that one out as well
-
- Senior Member
- Posts in topic: 1
- Posts: 3081
- Joined: Mon May 30, 2011 4:11 pm
- Location: Comal County
Re: Just a joke y'all can pass along
Maroon necks, it seems.
Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.
-
- Senior Member
- Posts in topic: 1
- Posts: 343
- Joined: Mon Oct 15, 2007 5:19 pm
- Location: Washington, UT
Re: Just a joke y'all can pass along
Well, if you measure the circumference of the bag, multiply it by pi r squared, weigh the bag to calculate the volume occupied by the chickens ... four.
“Hope is an expensive commodity. It makes better sense to be prepared.” - Thucydides
-
- Senior Member
- Posts in topic: 1
- Posts: 725
- Joined: Sun Jan 03, 2016 7:23 pm
- Contact:
Re: Just a joke y'all can pass along
cute :) I'll have to revise that one a bit and tell my niece.
"I can see it's dangerous for you, but if the government trusts me, maybe you could."
NRA Lifetime Member
-
- Senior Member
- Posts in topic: 1
- Posts: 1534
- Joined: Mon Mar 30, 2015 9:41 pm
- Location: Central Texas
Re: Just a joke y'all can pass along
Pies aren't square they are round.Sport Coach wrote:Well, if you measure the circumference of the bag, multiply it by pi r squared, weigh the bag to calculate the volume occupied by the chickens ... four.
In certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law to pursue a natural justice.