The Most Interesting Texan in the World

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The Most Interesting Texan in the World

Postby The Annoyed Man » Tue Nov 01, 2016 8:07 am

LINKEY
allisji wrote:
ELB wrote:Well good but they were idiots for hiring her in the first place.

I dont drink beer often any more, but when I do, its usually Shiner. :txflag:


The most interesting Texan in the world?


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allisji wrote:The most interesting Texan in the world?


The most interesting Texan. A competitive field.


Here's the drill...... Complete the following sentence below, and let's see what we can come up with for a TV ad for "The Most Interesting Texan in the World".

    "I don't usually ____________ any more, but when I do, I ___________."

My example contribution:

    I don't usually shoot rusted out cars any more, but when I do, I make sure they are full of tannerite.

Discuss.
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Re: The Most Interesting Texan in the World

Postby Lynyrd » Tue Nov 01, 2016 8:37 am

I don't usually shoot wild hogs from my front porch, but when I do, I use all 30 rounds and shoot several of them.
Do what you say you're gonna do.


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Re: The Most Interesting Texan in the World

Postby jason812 » Tue Nov 01, 2016 8:59 am

I don't usually eat steak, but when I do, its medium rare.

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Re: The Most Interesting Texan in the World

Postby Jusme » Tue Nov 01, 2016 9:12 am

I don't usually salute all flags, but the one I do, says "Come And Take It.
Take away the Second first, and the First is gone in a second :rules: :patriot:

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Re: The Most Interesting Texan in the World

Postby Jusme » Tue Nov 01, 2016 9:49 am

I don't usually ask people where they're from. If they're from Texas, they will tell you, if they're not, there is no need to embarrass them. :mrgreen:
Take away the Second first, and the First is gone in a second :rules: :patriot:

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Re: The Most Interesting Texan in the World

Postby GeekwithaGun » Tue Nov 01, 2016 10:13 am

I don't usually vote democrat, but when I do, you'll know I'm dead.





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Re: The Most Interesting Texan in the World

Postby Liberty » Tue Nov 01, 2016 10:17 am

I don't usually make a lot of noise, but when I do it's at the gun range.
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Re: The Most Interesting Texan in the World

Postby LucasMcCain » Tue Nov 01, 2016 11:03 am

I don't usually eat vegetarian food, but when I do, it's with a side of meat.
I carry a gun so that I can go home to my family, and if need be, help you go home to yours.

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Re: The Most Interesting Texan in the World

Postby Flightmare » Tue Nov 01, 2016 11:09 am

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Re: The Most Interesting Texan in the World

Postby allisji » Tue Nov 01, 2016 11:26 am

I don't usually shoot a Glock any more, but when I do, I shoot it with a 1911.
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I have contacted my state rep Dennis Paul about co-sponsoring HB560.

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Re: The Most Interesting Texan in the World

Postby Bitter Clinger » Tue Nov 01, 2016 11:27 am

I don't often vote, but when I do, it's to make America as great as Texas, again!
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Re: The Most Interesting Texan in the World

Postby Bitter Clinger » Tue Nov 01, 2016 11:28 am

I don't often drink bourbon, but when I do, it's Balcones from Waco.
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Re: The Most Interesting Texan in the World

Postby ELB » Tue Nov 01, 2016 11:30 am

I don't often visit forums on the internet, but when I do it's the TexasCHLforum.com.
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Re: The Most Interesting Texan in the World

Postby ELB » Tue Nov 01, 2016 11:34 am

(If I had had any idea this was going to take off like this, I would have corrected the punctuation in the original! I was on my phone and the keyboard is tedious to use.)
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Re: The Most Interesting Texan in the World

Postby Flightmare » Tue Nov 01, 2016 11:36 am

ELB wrote:I don't often visit forums on the internet, but when I do it's the TexasCHLforum.COM.


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