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Sidro wrote:Many more AndyC and I will raise a glass in your honor.

Yeah, me too !!

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BREAKING NEWS: Lady Gaga is prepared to celebrate AndyC's birthday on national television in approximately four hours. AndyC was purportedly unhappy with the entertainment decision despite the singer's popularity. When pressed for a reason, AndyC would only say that he felt there was a distinct possibility of an uncalled for, biased, and wholly inappropriate political agenda to be displayed; that entertainment should be entertainment, not politics.
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Skiprr wrote:BREAKING NEWS: Lady Gaga is prepared to celebrate AndyC's birthday on national television in approximately four hours. AndyC was purportedly unhappy with the entertainment decision despite the singer's popularity. When pressed for a reason, AndyC would only say that he felt there was a distinct possibility of an uncalled for, biased, and wholly inappropriate political agenda to be displayed; that entertainment should be entertainment, not politics.
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Happy Birthday Andy! I hope your team wins the Super Bowl tonight. Well, I do if your team is Atlanta.

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Happy Birthday, Andy! I mimic Charles' wish for "your" team to win! :lol:
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BREAKING NEWS: In a private communication, Lady Gaga allegedly responded to AndyC and told him that she heard and understood his concerns. She said she would do her best to entertain, taking the show from fireworks and atop the roof of NRG Stadium, cable wire-work to the stage, and ending with an epic mic-drop. She promised to acknowledge her Texas audience, but to stick to the recorded versions of her songs in a medley, and not include any additional political message.

This news source cannot confirm, but we were told she ended the communication by wishing AndyC a happy birthday and offering to fly him to attend her next concert. This news outlet certainly expected a very public anti-Trump message from Lady Gaga, and one can only wonder if this developing relationship with AndyC initiated the shift away from an anticipated political protest.

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Skiprr wrote:BREAKING NEWS: In a private communication, Lady Gaga allegedly responded to AndyC and told him that she heard and understood his concerns. She said she would do her best to entertain, taking the show from fireworks and atop the roof of NRG Stadium, cable wire-work to the stage, and ending with an epic mic-drop. She promised to acknowledge her Texas audience, but to stick to the recorded versions of her songs in a medley, and not include any additional political message.

This news source cannot confirm, but we were told she ended the communication by wishing AndyC a happy birthday and offering to fly him to attend her next concert. This news outlet certainly expected a very public anti-Trump message from Lady Gaga, and one can only wonder if this developing relationship with AndyC initiated the shift away from an anticipated political protest.

Follow this developing story at FakeNews2.com.
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Happy (slightly belated) birthday Andy! Caught up in Super Bowl party day until just now; hope you had a GREAT ONE!!
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BREAKING NEWS: Our mystery "Backstage Informant" was in touch today with Taylor Swift, who had remained in Houston at a private, undisclosed estate in the city's toney River Oaks neighborhood. She announced to the 9,000 in attendance for her performance at Club Nomadic, "You have seen my final tour date for 2017." That Taylor Swift will not perform in concert again for the entirety of 2017 of course sent magnitude nine shockwaves through the entertainment industry.

Amidst the continuing controversy surrounding AndyC and Lady Gaga, that he did not attend Taylor's Saturday performance has led to speculation....



No. Can't do it. Though I can think of about 14 different directions we could take this and turn Andy into a literal urban legend--and while I'd laugh myself silly doing it--Andy would not be pleased. TAM might also get a chuckle, but Andy would not.

Sigh. I already had Andy being invited to spend a weekend this May at Clint Eastwood's home in Carmel-by-the-Sea, and offered a stay at Buckingham Palace this June for the celebration of Queen Elizabeth's 91st birthday (the palace explained that her birthday was actually April 21, but the official celebration is the second Saturday in June; don't know why, maybe weather; go figure).

We could have turned Andy into an "A" list celebrity by the end of the year. Hey, if Kim Kardashian can do it....
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You left out the part about Chuck Norris telling AndyC fables? :lol:
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