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Chuck Norris Made Honorary Texan

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The state of Texas has granted longtime martial-arts champion, television and movie star and WND columnist Chuck Norris a special honor.

The state Senate passed a resolution Tuesday commending him for his life’s work and extending “best wishes” as an “expression of esteem.”

Media reports said the resolution granted Chuck Norris honorary Texas citizenship, but he already lives there.

The resolution commends Norris “on his many achievements and extend to him best wishes for continued success in all his endeavors; and, be it further resolved, that a copy of this Resolution be prepared for him as an expression of esteem from the Texas Senate.”

The Austin American-Statesman reported he was given a Senate gavel that was used to proclaim passage the resolution and a flag that had flown over the Alamo.

The resolution, No. 569, stated, “Commending Chuck Norris for his many contributions to our state.”


Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2017/04/texas-senate ... FIpsAeW.99
http://www.wnd.com/2017/04/texas-senate ... igh-honor/

http://www.chron.com/news/politics/texa ... 049422.php

I am sure there are a lot of good Chuck Norris jokes to be made.
"Chuck Norris gives Texas Senate permission to make him an honorary citizen. " :mrgreen:
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Chuck Norris loves Texas so much, he doubled down on his citizenship to the state!
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The Alamo remembers Chuck Norris
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Nice to see the Senate hard at work on matters of importance.
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No one will mess with Texas now!!

Chuck came and took it!!

It is now being renamed the Chuck trail!

There is no need for redundancy, so the food transport on cattle drives, is just called "the Wagon"

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Chuck Norris declined the Senate's offer to rename the state "Chuckxas".
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Chuck Norris came to Gonzales and took it.
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I'm pleased they had time for this and won't "run out of time" this session.
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