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Re: Joe Xiden AKA Brandon

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2022 7:03 pm
by mayor
powerboatr wrote: Thu Jun 23, 2022 4:31 pm i am just over the moon past fed up with politicians and their complete lack of brains .
but, that's how you get to be a politician.

Re: Joe Xiden AKA Brandon

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 9:27 am
by philip964
Biden holds notes that read 'YOU enter the Roosevelt Room,' 'YOU take YOUR seat'

https://www.foxnews.com/media/biden-hol ... -your-seat

Do not smell hair of little girls that might be in room, even if you want to.

Re: Joe Xiden AKA Brandon

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 10:17 am
by powerboatr
philip964 wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 9:27 am Biden holds notes that read 'YOU enter the Roosevelt Room,' 'YOU take YOUR seat'

https://www.foxnews.com/media/biden-hol ... -your-seat

Do not smell hair of little girls that might be in room, even if you want to.
that is hilarious
especially you ask questions :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Re: Joe Xiden AKA Brandon

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 10:59 am
by Rafe
YOU never take responsibility for anything. YOU blame Putin. You blame COVID. YOU blame Trump. YOU blame America's energy companies. YOU blame America's shipping industry. YOU blame America's baby formula manufacturers. YOU blame grocery stores and small-business gas stations. YOU blame the Afghans. YOU blame Trump.

...Speaking of the energy sector, did everyone see the minor media mention that after inviting the Big Oil CEOs to the White House for a meeting, Biden didn't even bother to show up? Maybe he had a bout of mental incontinence that day.

He had Jennifer Granholm meet with them instead. Granholm, the U.S. Secretary of Energy who was born in Canada and served as attorney general and governor of that energy producing state, Michigan. Before that, after graduating Harvard Law School, she worked on the Michael Dukakis 1988 presidential campaign, worked as an assistant U.S. attorney for the Eastern District of Michigan in 1991, and then in 1995 became Corporation Counsel for Wayne County, where she defended the county against lawsuits and sued the state over road taxes. She was hired by CNN as a political contributor in 2017, which is what she was doing when Biden tapped her to be energy secretary.

Her entire experience and expertise in the energy sector is that she can spell all of the following words: oil, gas, fossil, drill, solar, wind, and renewable.

Re: Joe Xiden AKA Brandon

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 11:46 am
by powerboatr
brandon just punted to the congress to make abortions law changes...
but he also just lied
scotus did not make abortion illegal. they just told states that its their job to make state decsions

he wont do an EO or take one for the team.

Re: Joe Xiden AKA Brandon

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2022 1:39 pm
by philip964
He is just the best President, he is almost as good as Jinny Carter.

Ok Jimmy Carter was a lot better, but Brandon only has had 18 months.

Re: Joe Xiden AKA Brandon

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2022 2:18 pm
by powerboatr
philip964 wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2022 1:39 pm He is just the best President, he is almost as good as Jinny Carter.

Ok Jimmy Carter was a lot better, but Brandon only has had 18 months.
i just threw up

:drool:

Re: Joe Xiden AKA Brandon

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2022 8:03 pm
by Paladin
philip964 wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2022 1:39 pm He is just the best President, he is almost as good as Jinny Carter.

Ok Jimmy Carter was a lot better, but Brandon only has had 18 months.
Brandon makes me miss Jimmy... and that's saying something

Re: Joe Xiden AKA Brandon

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2022 9:29 pm
by mayor
Paladin wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2022 8:03 pm
philip964 wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2022 1:39 pm He is just the best President, he is almost as good as Jinny Carter.

Ok Jimmy Carter was a lot better, but Brandon only has had 18 months.
Brandon makes me miss Jimmy... and that's saying something
At least the long lines at the filling stations haven't happened (yet).

Re: Joe Xiden AKA Brandon

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2022 10:41 pm
by philip964
mayor wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2022 9:29 pm
Paladin wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2022 8:03 pm
philip964 wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2022 1:39 pm He is just the best President, he is almost as good as Jinny Carter.

Ok Jimmy Carter was a lot better, but Brandon only has had 18 months.
Brandon makes me miss Jimmy... and that's saying something
At least the long lines at the filling stations haven't happened (yet).
Oh that was an awful time. I remember getting up at 6 am to wait in line at a station to open at 7am. My 400 ci 4 barrel formula Firebird got 10 miles to the gallon. I need to fill up once a week at least to get to work and back. Jimmy said all oil would be gone by 1986.

I noticed you could always buy diesel. So I bought a ‘79 GM diesel, probably not the smartest decision I ever made.

Re: Joe Xiden AKA Brandon

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2022 12:16 am
by BigGuy
philip964 wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2022 10:41 pm
mayor wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2022 9:29 pm
Paladin wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2022 8:03 pm
philip964 wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2022 1:39 pm He is just the best President, he is almost as good as Jinny Carter.

Ok Jimmy Carter was a lot better, but Brandon only has had 18 months.
Brandon makes me miss Jimmy... and that's saying something
At least the long lines at the filling stations haven't happened (yet).
Oh that was an awful time. I remember getting up at 6 am to wait in line at a station to open at 7am. My 400 ci 4 barrel formula Firebird got 10 miles to the gallon. I need to fill up once a week at least to get to work and back. Jimmy said all oil would be gone by 1986.

I noticed you could always buy diesel. So I bought a ‘79 GM diesel, probably not the smartest decision I ever made.
My dad was a lock operator on a canal between the Arkansas and White rivers during the 1970s. He was talking with the captain of a tow boat having 4 tanker barges full of gasoline. The guy had been to Little Rock and was unable to unload because the tanks were full. He was heading for Memphis, hoping to find a place that could hold he load. A few days earlier, when his wife dropped him off at the boat, he left her in a line waiting for gas.
There was an actual shortage. You just couldn't get it at a gas station.

Re: Joe Xiden AKA Brandon

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2022 9:06 am
by mayor
It's a week old but it's still funny.

Re: Joe Xiden AKA Brandon

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2022 10:41 am
by E10
Like Jerry Jeff sang, “You gotta laugh every now ‘n’ then to keep from cryin’.”

Re: Joe Xiden AKA Brandon

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2022 12:06 pm
by 03Lightningrocks
mayor wrote: Thu Jun 30, 2022 9:06 am It's a week old but it's still funny.
:smilelol5: :smilelol5: :smilelol5:

Re: Joe Xiden AKA Brandon

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2022 4:29 pm
by Rafe
mayor wrote: Thu Jun 30, 2022 9:06 am It's a week old but it's still funny.
I hadn't seen it before. Just sat here laughing for three minutes straight. I pictured a Biden '24 campaign commercial:

Queue scenes of patriotic statues, buildings, the flag. Fade in inspiring music, maybe Copeland's Fanfare for the Common Man. Queue awesome movie-trailer voiceover: "Re-elect President Biden in 2024. Because...asufutimaehaehfutbw!" End with a music crescendo; show web address for donations. (Note: do not have Biden say, "I'm Joe Biden and I approve this message." It will require over 100 takes and he'll still get it wrong.)