Ponder this for a while.......
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you
would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one
year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago,drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. it is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American!
Ponder this.......
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Alan - ANYTHING I write is MY OPINION only.
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I don't drink, but i don't care who you are... that there was funny.
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Springfield XD.40 subcompact
Remington 597 .22
NAA .22 Long Rifle Mini-Revolver w/holster grip
Clint- Fort Worth
Tx-CHL Holder