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by txcharvel
Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:54 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: New Weapon Against School Intruders
Replies: 41
Views: 2399

Re: New Weapon Against School Intruders

Hopefully, one of the smarter kids in class will see the truth in this situation and start asking questions. The conversation might go something like this...

Little Johnny - Ms. Crabapple, instead of cans, why can you just carry a gun? This would at least give us all a fighting chance.

Ms. Crabapple - Oh no Johnny, guns are not allowed in school.

Little Johnny - If guns aren't allowed in school, then why are we talking about a man bringing a gun to school?

Ms. Crabapple - Well Johnny, we're talking about someone that may have mental problems and not understand right from wrong and wants to hurt people. It might also just be a mean person that has no regard for the law.

Little Johnny - So because he has mental problems or might not follow the law, he might bring a gun to school even though they aren't allowed? I don't understand.

Ms. Crabapple - Well Johnny, some people don't follow the law and have no regard for the lives of others.

Little Johnny - But if he brings a gun to school, won't he go to jail?

Ms. Crabapple - Yes, if he's caught. Most likely he'll kill himself or die in a shootout with police when they finally get here after 5 or 10 minutes.

Little Johnny - But what are we supposed to do until the police arrive?

Ms. Crabapple - Well Johnny, that's why we're teaching you how to throw cans at the bad guys.

Little Johnny - I still don't get it, if guns aren't allowed in school but some people don't care about the law and still bring guns to school, shouldn't we be allowed to defend ourselves and allow teachers to have guns.

Ms. Crabapple - Johnny, you're so cute.

Little Johnny - My dad says "never bring can to gun fight"
by txcharvel
Tue Jan 13, 2015 5:57 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: New Weapon Against School Intruders
Replies: 41
Views: 2399

Re: New Weapon Against School Intruders

There are so many jokes here...I'll start!

Did the training they received from Auburn Univ. Police include any range time? How do we know these administrators, let alone the kids, are proficient with their cans?

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