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Wed Oct 23, 2019 12:18 pm
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Topic: Citizenship interrogation...
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Re: Citizenship interrogation...

der Teufel wrote: Wed Oct 23, 2019 11:56 am I'm sure you've already adjusted to the language differences, but just in case:

Defense = Why you carry a firearm
Defence = What ranchers put around the pasture to keep the cattle from wandering off.
LOL! :mrgreen:

Also Andy, I assume you already know that when you order tea in this great state, it won't be hot.
Cuz all real Texans like their tea the same way they like their state: with ICE. :txflag:
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Tue Oct 22, 2019 2:59 pm
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Re: Citizenship interrogation...

AndyC wrote: Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:38 pm Apparently I'll hear within 2 weeks where/when the swearing-in ceremony will be :patriot: :txflag:
Just FYI, if you get the invitation to the ceremony, the time on the invitation is NOT the time of the ceremony.
Since they usually invite thousands and thousands of people, they send out invitations with different times, ranging from let's say 8am to 11am.
The lines to get in and park are long and cause traffic congestion for miles. Then there are lines to get into the building.
Once you get in, you sit on bleachers for hours, waiting on the ceremony which starts sometime after lunch (could be 1pm).
Bring a lunch for sure. Bring something to drink.
The ceremony itself isn't that long, maybe an hour. But you will need to waste a whole vacation day anyway.
Once the circus is over, they hand you your naturalization certificate and you are finally allowed to leave.
And no, the INS won't agree to mailing you your certificate or allowing you to pick it up at their offices. You gotta do the whole circus thing. Most families love it and live for it.

The good news, the ceremony is performed at a big place that can house thousands of people, such as a sporting arena. So it should not be posted 06 or 07.

Enjoy!
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Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:41 pm
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Topic: Citizenship interrogation...
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Re: Citizenship interrogation...

So what's the scoop? Dja pass?
As long as you act arrogant like you belong here, you should have no problem getting approved. :mrgreen:

But all seriousness aside: how jew do? When is your swearing-in ceremony? And how many swear words will you need to learn for it?

C'mon, give us some good news!

EDIT: You beat me to it. Congratulations! :txflag: :txflag: :txflag:

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