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by The Annoyed Man
Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:47 pm
Forum: Federal - 2008
Topic: This guy needs to be on McCains staff.
Replies: 8
Views: 6239

Re: This guy needs to be on McCains staff.

On one of my own websites, I wrote the following for an Obamabot who thinks Barack is the savior incarnate:
It doesn't occur to you to question Senator Obama about anything.

Obama is the left's "Jesus." Recite after me:

[monotone]
  1. Barack is my shepherd, I shall not be in want.
  2. He makes me lie down in green economies,
    he leads me beside quiet factories,
  3. he restores my credit.
    He guides me in paths of socialism
    for his name's sake.
  4. Even though I walk
    through the valley of the shadow of capitalism,
    I will fear no mortgage,
    for you are with me;
    your tax and your spend,
    they comfort me.
  5. You prepare a table before me
    in the presence of Republicans.
    You anoint my head with solar energy;
    my cup overflows with coolaid.
  6. Surely sweetness and light will follow me
    all the days of my life,
    and I will dwell in the house of Barack
    until 2016.
[/monotone]

There now, don't you feel better?
After reading it, the fool told me, "Yes, I feel better now." :roll:

You can't talk to someone who has already sold their soul - it's an exercise in futility. But I really admire this young man's energy and positive attitude. It is refreshing.

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