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by The Annoyed Man
Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:17 pm
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Topic: Chuck Norris
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Views: 11797

Re: Chuck Norris

mr surveyor wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:48 pm
KLB wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:39 pm
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who is she?



jd
Chuck's bi..... uh..... girlfriend.
by The Annoyed Man
Sun Jun 02, 2019 12:47 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Chuck Norris
Replies: 120
Views: 11797

Re: Chuck Norris

anygunanywhere wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 11:11 am
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"rlol" "rlol" "rlol" "rlol"
by The Annoyed Man
Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:31 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Chuck Norris
Replies: 120
Views: 11797

Re: Chuck Norris

sjfcontrol wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:24 pm
The Annoyed Man wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:50 pm
Pawpaw wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:38 am
I thought I would try to revive this old thread.

Chuck Norris has a diary... it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris can speak Russian .... in Japanese....
Aw, too bad... If he had been able to speak Russian in Chinese, Bob Mueller would hire him! :cheers2:
Pretty sure Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick Bob Mueller ..... in Chinese....
by The Annoyed Man
Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:50 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Chuck Norris
Replies: 120
Views: 11797

Re: Chuck Norris

Pawpaw wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:38 am
I thought I would try to revive this old thread.

Chuck Norris has a diary... it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris can speak Russian .... in Japanese....
by The Annoyed Man
Sat Jan 16, 2016 12:14 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Chuck Norris
Replies: 120
Views: 11797

Re: Chuck Norris

sjfcontrol wrote:
The Annoyed Man wrote:
WildBill wrote:Chuck Norris has more posts than all of the Forum Members combined, including his own.

The reason you can't view them is that your head would explode from absorbing all of that information. :tiphat:
When I hit 20,000 posts, will I be able to see them? :smilelol5:
Chuck Norris doesn't need to brag... :evil2:
:lol:
by The Annoyed Man
Fri Jan 15, 2016 11:31 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Chuck Norris
Replies: 120
Views: 11797

Re: Chuck Norris

WildBill wrote:Chuck Norris has more posts than all of the Forum Members combined, including his own.

The reason you can't view them is that your head would explode from absorbing all of that information. :tiphat:
When I hit 20,000 posts, will I be able to see them? :smilelol5:
by The Annoyed Man
Wed Sep 09, 2015 10:03 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Chuck Norris
Replies: 120
Views: 11797

Re: Chuck Norris

TexDotCom wrote:
Vol Texan wrote:Chuck Norris actually has more postings on this TexasCHLForum than TAM does.
Bravo. Very well played. :tiphat:

:txflag:
Ah, but only I can see his posts, and know what his post count is. Not even Charles Cotton knows, and I am sworn to secrecy. Code of the beards, and all that......
by The Annoyed Man
Sat Aug 15, 2015 9:52 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Chuck Norris
Replies: 120
Views: 11797

Chuck Norris

When Alexander Graham Bell first invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Shingles get Chuck Norris.

C'mon y'all. Let's hear 'em.

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