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by Excaliber
Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:58 am
Forum: Never Again!!
Topic: Self Surgery - British Style
Replies: 23
Views: 3576

Re: Self Surgery - British Style

SQLGeek wrote:As an aside, I'd hate to know how he treats a headache...
I suspect the answer is "thoroughly."

If he applies a technique similar to the one used for the finger, he'll never suffer another headache afterwards. :biggrinjester:
by Excaliber
Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:45 pm
Forum: Never Again!!
Topic: Self Surgery - British Style
Replies: 23
Views: 3576

Self Surgery - British Style

From the "You can't make this stuff up" department:

In the UK, one Sean Murphy reportedly used a unique self applied medical technique for rapid cure of a painful wart on his finger:

Obtain shotgun (without nanny government approval).

Drink to intoxication to relieve anticipated pain.

Load shotgun.

Aim shotgun at finger.

Pull trigger.

Wart gone! (finger gone too.)

Patient pleased with result.

Read the details here.

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