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Man I can tell you from experience that if you are 16 years old and driving down a dirt road and stop, lean over, roll down the passenger window, get your borther's .44 mag out of his glove box and sit back up in the driver's seat, aim said .44 hogleg at said armadillo for 5 minutes and set that canon off at said armadillo with the muzzle well inside the truck cab you will miss said armadillo by 10 feet and you will walk around for a week going:

Is that the phone? I think the phone is ringing. Someone get the phone. Someone at the door? Izzat the doorbell again? I hear the ice cream truck!