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by puma guy
Sat Apr 11, 2020 1:18 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Texan Jokes to pass the time here at home
Replies: 25
Views: 1886

Re: Texan Jokes to pass the time here at home

Not necessarily a joke, but something any Texan can say to anyone from any other state: "Before your state was a state, it was just land. Before my state was a state, it was a country!" Being raised in God's country (the Applalachian mountains of East Tennessee), my few years that I lived in Austin...
by puma guy
Sat Apr 11, 2020 12:04 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Texan Jokes to pass the time here at home
Replies: 25
Views: 1886

Re: Texan Jokes to pass the time here at home

A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a m...
by puma guy
Sat Apr 11, 2020 11:58 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Texan Jokes to pass the time here at home
Replies: 25
Views: 1886

Re: Texan Jokes to pass the time here at home

A thirstyTexas man who was blind walked into a bar to get a drink of water. He asked the person serving him if they wanted to hear a blonde joke. The server said mister before you tell a blonde joke there is something you need to know. This is a motorcycle gang bar and I am the toughest female bart...
by puma guy
Sat Apr 11, 2020 11:53 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Give tyrants an inch....or a “health crisis”
Replies: 35
Views: 2497

Re: Give tyrants an inch....or a “health crisis”

I told my wife when the stay at home orders started the "mattress inspectors" would gleefully be on the rampage! I hope the federal courts are inundated with civil rights violation cases! I can't wait to see how the SCOTUS responds.
by puma guy
Fri Apr 10, 2020 9:19 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Texan Jokes to pass the time here at home
Replies: 25
Views: 1886

Re: Texan Jokes to pass the time here at home

A Texan, a Californian, and a Nevadan were out riding their horses. The Texan pulled out an expensive bottle of tequila, took a long draught, then another, and then suddenly threw it into the air, pulled out his gun and shot the bottle in midair. The Californian looked at the Texan and said, "What ...
by puma guy
Tue Apr 07, 2020 12:42 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Chuck Norris
Replies: 127
Views: 13896

Re: Chuck Norris

Vol Texan wrote:
Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:43 pm
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"rlol" "rlol" :thumbs2: Gotta laugh at that one for sure!
by puma guy
Wed Apr 01, 2020 6:59 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Houston south quadrant breakfast
Replies: 970
Views: 62719

Re: Houston south quadrant breakfast

Well, we won't be meeting this month of course. Hopefully we'll be able to get back to it in a month. We could bring sack breakfasts and meet at separate tables at the park! :biggrinjester: As the emoji says, "just kidding" I have only ventured out three times. (My wife and daughters are like priso...
by puma guy
Wed Mar 25, 2020 5:07 pm
Forum: Gun and/or Self-Defense Related Political Issues
Topic: Another Meme Thread
Replies: 2752
Views: 367572

Re: Another Meme Thread

A little levity in this dark hour.

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by puma guy
Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:53 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Prayers for mom
Replies: 29
Views: 1453

Re: Prayers for mom

Prayers for a good outcome.
by puma guy
Sun Mar 22, 2020 4:23 pm
Forum: Gun and/or Self-Defense Related Political Issues
Topic: Another Meme Thread
Replies: 2752
Views: 367572

Re: Another Meme Thread

Progressives' solution to stop the virus!
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by puma guy
Fri Mar 13, 2020 12:59 pm
Forum: Gun and/or Self-Defense Related Political Issues
Topic: Another Meme Thread
Replies: 2752
Views: 367572

Re: Another Meme Thread

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