Self Surgery - British Style

[Excaliber]

From the "You can't make this stuff up" department:

In the UK, one Sean Murphy reportedly used a unique self applied medical technique for rapid cure of a painful wart on his finger:

Obtain shotgun (without nanny government approval).

Drink to intoxication to relieve anticipated pain.

Load shotgun.

Aim shotgun at finger.

Pull trigger.

Wart gone! (finger gone too.)

Patient pleased with result.

Read the details here.

[schufflerbot]

[SQLGeek]

At least he self medicated first...I guess.

[The Annoyed Man]

A completely inadequate response, IMHO.

This is more like it:

[LikesShinyThings]

[Pug]

A completely inadequate response, IMHO.

This is more like it:

But this one says it even more emphatically...

[The Mad Moderate]

A completely inadequate response, IMHO.

This is more like it:

But this one says it even more emphatically...

Thats all well and good but I think this puts the exclamation point on the whole ordeal.

[longtooth]

Where do you guys find all these pics????

[The Annoyed Man]

A completely inadequate response, IMHO.

This is more like it:

But this one says it even more emphatically...

Thats all well and good but I think this puts the exclamation point on the whole ordeal.

Fixed it for you....


....but that was merely a comma, not an exclamation point. THIS is the exclamation point:

[Keith B]

The first thing I though of on this was, 'Well, at least he wasn't trying to do his own vasectomy.'

[sugar land dave]

Pleased with the results? National Health Services couldn't help him? Ok.....

[seeker_two]

The first thing I though of on this was, 'Well, at least he wasn't trying to do his own vasectomy.'

That's the saddest part.....this guy shouldn't reproduce....

[Pug]

That's the saddest part.....this guy shouldn't reproduce....

Sometimes they creep back into the gene pool in spite of the chlorine...

[WildBill]

A much easier and less painful treatment for warts.

[Divided Attention]

To me the kicker on the guy plugging his ear with his weapon is not that his booger hook is on his bang switch, but he is wearing an ATF hat