One of my very favorites is:proheath wrote:Aren't stupid people just the greatest?
Customer, "Do you have any left handed bivalve sprockets?"
Lately all I do is stare at them after the first 'No', I don't even bother to repeat it, and I have even asked one or two if there was something that was unclear about my answer.
Of course we are also getting people in, these days, who ask, "Where are your left handed bivalve sprockets?"
And when I respond that we don't carry those in the store, they respond, "Your web site says you do!"
I then have to bring up the web site and show them that it actually is not available in the store, that it must be bought online, on our web site.