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Post by flechero » Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:13 pm

The Annoyed Man wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:53 pm
The primary decision is caliber. I'm considering something beginning with "4".
But- recent advancements in 9mm bullet technology! :lol:

I had to look up epididymitis and now my joke doesn't seem as funny. :oops: I hope you heal up quickly!!

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Post by 03Lightningrocks » Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:27 pm

flechero wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:13 pm
The Annoyed Man wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:53 pm
The primary decision is caliber. I'm considering something beginning with "4".
But- recent advancements in 9mm bullet technology! :lol:

I had to look up epididymitis and now my joke doesn't seem as funny. :oops: I hope you heal up quickly!!
If you ever have it, you will feel pain when you hear anyone has it. It can be pretty severe. :tiphat:


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Re: TX: Seguin man holsters gun discharging into his testicle

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Post by flechero » Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:46 pm

03Lightningrocks wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:27 pm
flechero wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:13 pm
The Annoyed Man wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:53 pm
The primary decision is caliber. I'm considering something beginning with "4".
But- recent advancements in 9mm bullet technology! :lol:

I had to look up epididymitis and now my joke doesn't seem as funny. :oops: I hope you heal up quickly!!
If you ever have it, you will feel pain when you hear anyone has it. It can be pretty severe. :tiphat:
It sounds pretty awful... i winced just reading about it.

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Re: TX: Seguin man holsters gun discharging into his testicle

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Post by The Annoyed Man » Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:33 pm

flechero wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:46 pm
03Lightningrocks wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:27 pm
flechero wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:13 pm
The Annoyed Man wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:53 pm
The primary decision is caliber. I'm considering something beginning with "4".
But- recent advancements in 9mm bullet technology! :lol:

I had to look up epididymitis and now my joke doesn't seem as funny. :oops: I hope you heal up quickly!!
If you ever have it, you will feel pain when you hear anyone has it. It can be pretty severe. :tiphat:
It sounds pretty awful... i winced just reading about it.
Today, the swelling on the affected side is down by about 1/2 of what it was. Picture a mango. But it doesn’t affect only the organ itself. The swelling and weight put a strain on the ligaments and muscles that suspend the testes, and also impinging upon the blood supply. You feel additional pain in your lower abdominal muscles and in the small of your back as the inflammation spreads up those tissues. Untreated, there’s a risk of necrosis. It’s awful.
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Re: TX: Seguin man holsters gun discharging into his testicle

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Post by 03Lightningrocks » Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:38 pm

The Annoyed Man wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:33 pm
flechero wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:46 pm
03Lightningrocks wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:27 pm
flechero wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:13 pm
The Annoyed Man wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:53 pm
The primary decision is caliber. I'm considering something beginning with "4".
But- recent advancements in 9mm bullet technology! :lol:

I had to look up epididymitis and now my joke doesn't seem as funny. :oops: I hope you heal up quickly!!
If you ever have it, you will feel pain when you hear anyone has it. It can be pretty severe. :tiphat:
It sounds pretty awful... i winced just reading about it.
Today, the swelling on the affected side is down by about 1/2 of what it was. Picture a mango. But it doesn’t affect only the organ itself. The swelling and weight put a strain on the ligaments and muscles that suspend the testes, and also impinging upon the blood supply. You feel additional pain in your lower abdominal muscles and in the small of your back as the inflammation spreads up those tissues. Untreated, there’s a risk of necrosis. It’s awful.
GOOD GOLLY MAN! You are killing me over here. That was a perfect description. I was literally moaning out loud from it. You had mango? Hmmm I was more like grapefruit. The Texas ruby reds of coarse. :mrgreen:

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Re: TX: Seguin man holsters gun discharging into his testicle

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Post by The Annoyed Man » Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:40 pm

03Lightningrocks wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:38 pm
The Annoyed Man wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:33 pm
flechero wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:46 pm
03Lightningrocks wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:27 pm
flechero wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:13 pm
The Annoyed Man wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:53 pm
The primary decision is caliber. I'm considering something beginning with "4".
But- recent advancements in 9mm bullet technology! :lol:

I had to look up epididymitis and now my joke doesn't seem as funny. :oops: I hope you heal up quickly!!
If you ever have it, you will feel pain when you hear anyone has it. It can be pretty severe. :tiphat:
It sounds pretty awful... i winced just reading about it.
Today, the swelling on the affected side is down by about 1/2 of what it was. Picture a mango. But it doesn’t affect only the organ itself. The swelling and weight put a strain on the ligaments and muscles that suspend the testes, and also impinging upon the blood supply. You feel additional pain in your lower abdominal muscles and in the small of your back as the inflammation spreads up those tissues. Untreated, there’s a risk of necrosis. It’s awful.
GOOD GOLLY MAN! You are killing me over here. That was a perfect description. I was literally moaning out loud from it. You had mango? Hmmm I was more like grapefruit. The Texas ruby reds of coarse. :mrgreen:
I’m down to mango. I was at cantaloupe.
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Re: TX: Seguin man holsters gun discharging into his testicle

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Post by AndyC » Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:43 pm

The Annoyed Man wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:33 pm
Untreated, there’s a risk of necrosis. It’s awful.
I'm so sorry - yikes!

Fortunately I'm too far away to offer a massage... :mrgreen:
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Re: TX: Seguin man holsters gun discharging into his testicle

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Post by 03Lightningrocks » Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:45 pm

The Annoyed Man wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:40 pm
03Lightningrocks wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:38 pm
The Annoyed Man wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:33 pm
flechero wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:46 pm
03Lightningrocks wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:27 pm
flechero wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:13 pm
The Annoyed Man wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:53 pm
The primary decision is caliber. I'm considering something beginning with "4".
But- recent advancements in 9mm bullet technology! :lol:

I had to look up epididymitis and now my joke doesn't seem as funny. :oops: I hope you heal up quickly!!
If you ever have it, you will feel pain when you hear anyone has it. It can be pretty severe. :tiphat:
It sounds pretty awful... i winced just reading about it.
Today, the swelling on the affected side is down by about 1/2 of what it was. Picture a mango. But it doesn’t affect only the organ itself. The swelling and weight put a strain on the ligaments and muscles that suspend the testes, and also impinging upon the blood supply. You feel additional pain in your lower abdominal muscles and in the small of your back as the inflammation spreads up those tissues. Untreated, there’s a risk of necrosis. It’s awful.
GOOD GOLLY MAN! You are killing me over here. That was a perfect description. I was literally moaning out loud from it. You had mango? Hmmm I was more like grapefruit. The Texas ruby reds of coarse. :mrgreen:
I’m down to mango. I was at cantaloupe.
Good thing I wasn't drinking coffee or my keyboard would be done for. :smilelol5: :smilelol5:

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Re: TX: Seguin man holsters gun discharging into his testicle

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Post by The Annoyed Man » Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:47 pm

AndyC wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:43 pm
The Annoyed Man wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:33 pm
Untreated, there’s a risk of necrosis. It’s awful.
I'm so sorry - yikes!

Fortunately I'm too far away to offer a massage... :mrgreen:
All for the better. A massage might have gotten you shot. :lol: Heck, I was afraid to touch it for the first few days.
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Re: TX: Seguin man holsters gun discharging into his testicle

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Post by anygunanywhere » Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:52 pm

The Annoyed Man wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:22 pm
Pawpaw wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:06 pm
The Annoyed Man wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:53 pm
I'm currently dealing with a severe case of epididymitis. I've considered shooting off the offending organ. It couldn't hurt any more than leaving it on, and it would be over faster. The primary decision is caliber. I'm considering something beginning with "4".
You have my complete sympathy. I've had that twice in my life and I totally agree with your assessment. There is no getting comfortable.
This is number 2 for me too. Well....#3, but that time I got right on top of it with antibiotics before it progressed too far. Bit this is the worst one so far. It started on Friday.
03Lightningrocks wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:33 pm
That happened to me two years ago. It was unbelievable pain. I actually did not know what was going on and went to hospital. They could not do a lot. They may have given me some meds. I was sure my life was over. :mrgreen:
I almost wish it was over.

Anyway, there are worse things than getting shot in the nuts.
Very few things. I can’t think of any right now. My sympathies to you brother.
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Post by Grayling813 » Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:34 pm

At some point this guy may say, "I'd give my left...wait I shot that off." :biggrinjester:
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Post by 03Lightningrocks » Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:37 pm

Grayling813 wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:34 pm
At some point this guy may say, "I'd give my left...wait I shot that off." :biggrinjester:
:smilelol5:

When this thread started I had no idea the level of humor we could all get from some guy shooting off his man parts.


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Post by philip964 » Thu Sep 12, 2019 7:30 pm

I am quite happy in my role as the straight man ( stooge ) for you all.

“A straight man with no direct comedic role has historically been known as a stooge. Typically he is expected to feed the funny man lines that he can respond to for laughs, while seeking no acclamation for himself.”

I will however reholster very carefully.

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