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Citizen satirizes proposed local firearms ordinances

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Post by AndyC » Sat Feb 08, 2014 5:52 pm

A gentleman in Ashland, OR objects to the proposed , arbitrary local ordinance preventing the "loaded carry" of a firearm.

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Wow!
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His mastery of spoken language wove a tapestry of pure, unadulterated contempt in the politest of terms.

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SQLGeek wrote:His mastery of spoken language wove a tapestry of pure, unadulterated contempt in the politest of terms.
Wow!
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Double wow.
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Post by chasfm11 » Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:55 pm

He certainly lifted sarcasm to a lofty new level.


I'm not worthy........

The only shame here is that we didn't get to see pictures of the council's faces during and after that presentation. It might have been worth an admission charge.
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Post by CHLLady » Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:59 pm

Only a British accent can carry that off! :thumbs2:
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Post by SATX-Scrub » Sun Feb 09, 2014 8:26 am

I just watched that in awe waiting for him to crack up, but he kept a straight face.

Two enthusiastic thumbs up.
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Post by jmra » Sun Feb 09, 2014 8:27 am

SATX-Scrub wrote:I just watched that in awe waiting for him to crack up, but he kept a straight face.

Two enthusiastic thumbs up.
I couldn't have done it with a straight face.
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Post by jimlongley » Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:00 am

CHLLady wrote:Only a British accent can carry that off! :thumbs2:
I think a Boston or Virginia accent would work quite well.

Of course getting up there dressed in redneck attire and expressing it so adroitly, succinctly, and with an angry straight face might even have been better.
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SATX-Scrub wrote:I just watched that in awe waiting for him to crack up, but he kept a straight face.

Two enthusiastic thumbs up.
I couldn't have done it with a straight face.
I could, when one is angry enough, cracking a smile is the last thing that will happen, and I might have even challenged those in the council who were smiling to explain the reason they derided such a serious proposal.
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Post by TomV » Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:10 am

The kitchen knife ban he talks about was proposed in 2005. It was for real.

"10 top chefs from around the UK were interviewed and stated that knives over 4" have little use in the kitchen." :shock:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4581871.stm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

How far is this going to go?
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Post by chasfm11 » Sun Feb 09, 2014 1:25 pm

healthinsp wrote:The kitchen knife ban he talks about was proposed in 2005. It was for real.

"10 top chefs from around the UK were interviewed and stated that knives over 4" have little use in the kitchen." :shock:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4581871.stm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

How far is this going to go?

As far as it takes. As was posted on another thread recently.
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Re: Citizen satirizes proposed local firearms ordinances

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Post by AndyC » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:24 am

jimlongley wrote:
CHLLady wrote:Only a British accent can carry that off! :thumbs2:
Of course getting up there dressed in redneck attire and expressing it so adroitly, succinctly, and with an angry straight face might even have been better.
You've given me an idea.

How about dressing in a Redcoat uniform and expressing my satirical "support" for gun-control laws? I happen to have a British accent, too... it might remind those plonkers where the 2nd Amendment came from and stir up some patriotism :patriot:
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Post by chasfm11 » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:41 am

Let me know when you are ready to deliver it, Andy. I'll be in the audience.
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Post by SQLGeek » Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:15 pm

WildBill wrote:
SQLGeek wrote:His mastery of spoken language wove a tapestry of pure, unadulterated contempt in the politest of terms.
Wow!
What? You could say I was...inspired. :shock:
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