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OneGun wrote:Chuck Norris was about to walk into a bar, but the bar ducked out of Chicks way.
Chuck once killed a person that referred to him as "Chick"... :nono: "rlol"
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sjfcontrol wrote:
OneGun wrote:Chuck Norris was about to walk into a bar, but the bar ducked out of Chicks way.
Chuck once killed a person that referred to him as "Chick"... :nono: "rlol"
And then that Chuck made that person come back and apologize to him before killing him again!
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Thought I'd revive this one.

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puma guy wrote:Thought I'd revive this one.
:thumbs2: Nice one!
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Femaile?
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C-dub wrote:Femaile?
And his Mom called him Chick!! :biggrinjester:
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I thought I would try to revive this old thread.

Chuck Norris has a diary... it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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I would like to see this thread active again as well
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Pawpaw wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:38 am I thought I would try to revive this old thread.

Chuck Norris has a diary... it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris can speak Russian .... in Japanese....
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The Annoyed Man wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:50 pm
Pawpaw wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:38 am I thought I would try to revive this old thread.

Chuck Norris has a diary... it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris can speak Russian .... in Japanese....
Aw, too bad... If he had been able to speak Russian in Chinese, Bob Mueller would hire him! :cheers2:
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The bogey man checks under HIS bed for Chuck Norris.
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sjfcontrol wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:24 pm
The Annoyed Man wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:50 pm
Pawpaw wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:38 am I thought I would try to revive this old thread.

Chuck Norris has a diary... it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris can speak Russian .... in Japanese....
Aw, too bad... If he had been able to speak Russian in Chinese, Bob Mueller would hire him! :cheers2:
Pretty sure Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick Bob Mueller ..... in Chinese....
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Chuck Norris went to a feminists convention.
He came back with his shirt ironed and his favorite sandwich.

When Chuck Norris jumps in the lake, he doesn't get wet.
The lake gets Chucked.

Chuck Norris routinely pays for things with $9 bills. The cashiers never complain.

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