Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:17 am
Chuck once killed a person that referred to him as "Chick"...OneGun wrote:Chuck Norris was about to walk into a bar, but the bar ducked out of Chicks way.
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Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:37 am
And then that Chuck made that person come back and apologize to him before killing him again!sjfcontrol wrote:Chuck once killed a person that referred to him as "Chick"...OneGun wrote:Chuck Norris was about to walk into a bar, but the bar ducked out of Chicks way.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:53 am
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:16 pm
Thought I'd revive this one.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:23 pm
puma guy wrote:Thought I'd revive this one.
Nice one!Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:34 pm
Femaile?
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:40 am
And his Mom called him Chick!!C-dub wrote:Femaile?
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:38 am
I thought I would try to revive this old thread.
Chuck Norris has a diary... it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris has a diary... it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:49 am
I would like to see this thread active again as well
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:50 pm
Chuck Norris can speak Russian .... in Japanese....Pawpaw wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:38 am I thought I would try to revive this old thread.
Chuck Norris has a diary... it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:24 pm
Aw, too bad... If he had been able to speak Russian in Chinese, Bob Mueller would hire him!The Annoyed Man wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:50 pmChuck Norris can speak Russian .... in Japanese....Pawpaw wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:38 am I thought I would try to revive this old thread.
Chuck Norris has a diary... it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:25 pm
The bogey man checks under HIS bed for Chuck Norris.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:31 pm
Pretty sure Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick Bob Mueller ..... in Chinese....sjfcontrol wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:24 pmAw, too bad... If he had been able to speak Russian in Chinese, Bob Mueller would hire him!The Annoyed Man wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:50 pmChuck Norris can speak Russian .... in Japanese....Pawpaw wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:38 am I thought I would try to revive this old thread.
Chuck Norris has a diary... it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 11:30 pm
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Sun May 05, 2019 4:33 pm
Chuck Norris went to a feminists convention.
He came back with his shirt ironed and his favorite sandwich.
When Chuck Norris jumps in the lake, he doesn't get wet.
The lake gets Chucked.
Chuck Norris routinely pays for things with $9 bills. The cashiers never complain.
SIA
He came back with his shirt ironed and his favorite sandwich.
When Chuck Norris jumps in the lake, he doesn't get wet.
The lake gets Chucked.
Chuck Norris routinely pays for things with $9 bills. The cashiers never complain.
SIA