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Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:17 am
by sjfcontrol
OneGun wrote:Chuck Norris was about to walk into a bar, but the bar ducked out of Chicks way.
Chuck once killed a person that referred to him as "Chick"... :nono: "rlol"

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:37 am
by puma guy
sjfcontrol wrote:
OneGun wrote:Chuck Norris was about to walk into a bar, but the bar ducked out of Chicks way.
Chuck once killed a person that referred to him as "Chick"... :nono: "rlol"
And then that Chuck made that person come back and apologize to him before killing him again!

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:53 am
by Flightmare
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Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:16 pm
by puma guy
Thought I'd revive this one.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:23 pm
by WildBill
puma guy wrote:Thought I'd revive this one.
:thumbs2: Nice one!

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:34 pm
by C-dub
Femaile?

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:40 am
by OneGun
C-dub wrote:Femaile?
And his Mom called him Chick!! :biggrinjester:

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:38 am
by Pawpaw
I thought I would try to revive this old thread.

Chuck Norris has a diary... it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:49 am
by TreyHouston
I would like to see this thread active again as well

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:50 pm
by The Annoyed Man
Pawpaw wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:38 am
I thought I would try to revive this old thread.

Chuck Norris has a diary... it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris can speak Russian .... in Japanese....

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:24 pm
by sjfcontrol
The Annoyed Man wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:50 pm
Pawpaw wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:38 am
I thought I would try to revive this old thread.

Chuck Norris has a diary... it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris can speak Russian .... in Japanese....
Aw, too bad... If he had been able to speak Russian in Chinese, Bob Mueller would hire him! :cheers2:

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:25 pm
by EastTexasRancher
The bogey man checks under HIS bed for Chuck Norris.

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:31 pm
by The Annoyed Man
sjfcontrol wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:24 pm
The Annoyed Man wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:50 pm
Pawpaw wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:38 am
I thought I would try to revive this old thread.

Chuck Norris has a diary... it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris can speak Russian .... in Japanese....
Aw, too bad... If he had been able to speak Russian in Chinese, Bob Mueller would hire him! :cheers2:
Pretty sure Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick Bob Mueller ..... in Chinese....

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 11:30 pm
by C-dub
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Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sun May 05, 2019 4:33 pm
by surprise_i'm_armed
Chuck Norris went to a feminists convention.
He came back with his shirt ironed and his favorite sandwich.

When Chuck Norris jumps in the lake, he doesn't get wet.
The lake gets Chucked.

Chuck Norris routinely pays for things with $9 bills. The cashiers never complain.

SIA