A sandwich walks in to a bar and the bartender says "Hey we dont serve your kind here!"oohrah wrote:Neutron walks into a bar, bartender says "no charge".
One liners?
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Syntyr
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Re: One liners?
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"Wherever you go... There you are." - Buckaroo Banzai
"Inconceivable!" - Fizzinni
"Wherever you go... There you are." - Buckaroo Banzai
"Inconceivable!" - Fizzinni
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Syntyr
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Re: One liners?
"Where ever you go... there you are!" Buckaroo Banzai
"Time is so that everything doesnt happen all at once." Buckaroo Banzai
"Time is so that everything doesnt happen all at once." Buckaroo Banzai
Syntyr
"Wherever you go... There you are." - Buckaroo Banzai
"Inconceivable!" - Fizzinni
"Wherever you go... There you are." - Buckaroo Banzai
"Inconceivable!" - Fizzinni
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tomneal
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Re: One liners?
1911 It's just like a Glock, only for men!
See you at the range
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NRA Life, TSRA Life, USPSA Life, Mensa (not worth $50 per year so it's expired)
Tom (Retired May 2019) Neal
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Re: One liners?
The family that prays together, stays together. The family that shoots together, shouldn't be messed with.
See you at the range
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Re: One liners?
Two cannibals are eating a clown; one asks, "does this taste funny to you?"
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Re: One liners?
I told my wife I was going for a walk. She asked how long I was going to be gone? I told her, "The whole time".
"Laugh about everything or cry about nothing."
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NRA Life Member & TSRA Member/ Former USAF
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Jusme
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Re: One liners?
These are great keep em coming. 
The only issue is, people like myself, TAM, and several others, have a difficult time just writing one line.
The only issue is, people like myself, TAM, and several others, have a difficult time just writing one line.
Take away the Second first, and the First is gone in a second 
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Re: One liners?
Transposed musician jokes:
How do you get a progressive (or drummer) off your pourch? Pay for the pizza.
What do you call a progressive in a suit? defendant.
what do you call a progressive that just lost his girl frieind? homeless.
what do you toss to a drowning guitar player? his amp.
How do you get a progressive (or drummer) off your pourch? Pay for the pizza.
What do you call a progressive in a suit? defendant.
what do you call a progressive that just lost his girl frieind? homeless.
what do you toss to a drowning guitar player? his amp.
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Re: One liners?
Self-adjusting brakes, don't.....
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lay brother in the order of St. John Moses Browning
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Re: One liners?
How do you leave an Aggie in suspense........
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Re: One liners?
As the veterinarian gives his dog a shot the owner asks, "Will it hurt?" Vet says, " I won't feel a thing."
Not really all that funny I know, but my dad was a vet and I heard that line many times!
Not really all that funny I know, but my dad was a vet and I heard that line many times!
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My Faith, My Gun and My Constitution: I cling to all three!
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My Faith, My Gun and My Constitution: I cling to all three!
Re: One liners?
If at first you don't succeed, so much for skydiving.
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for the career.
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for the career.
I believe the basic political division in this country is not between liberals and conservatives but between those who believe that they should have a say in the personal lives of strangers and those who do not.