MA: Elizabeth Warren claims to have been assaulted by two men in colonial uniforms with a small pox infected blanket

[philip964]

https://babylonbee.com/news/elizabeth-w ... d-blankets

Babylon Bee

[skeathley]

Just to be clear, that is a satire website.

[philip964]

Yes

[Malawler]

That's the same place that reported that Ruth Bader Ginsberg recalled being sexually assaulted by Abe Lincoln at the 1860 Republican Party.

[The Annoyed Man]

That's the same place that reported that Ruth Bader Ginsberg recalled being sexually assaulted by Abe Lincoln at the 1860 Republican Party.

My personal favorite: Church Service Canceled After Guitar Cable Identifies As Female

ARLINGTON, TX—Services at Highwater Church were called off at the last moment Sunday morning after the worship leader’s guitar cable suddenly announced it would be identifying as a female, sources confirmed Thursday.

According to worship leader Vince “Capo” Becerril, he attempted to plug the cable into the female connection on his Gibson Les Paul Custom guitar, but was informed by the high-end quarter-inch guitar cable that it was “really a female” and was henceforth demanding to be utilized as such, otherwise it would not participate in further services.

[joe817]

That's the same place that reported that Ruth Bader Ginsberg recalled being sexually assaulted by Abe Lincoln at the 1860 Republican Party.

My personal favorite: Church Service Canceled After Guitar Cable Identifies As Female

ARLINGTON, TX—Services at Highwater Church were called off at the last moment Sunday morning after the worship leader’s guitar cable suddenly announced it would be identifying as a female, sources confirmed Thursday.

According to worship leader Vince “Capo” Becerril, he attempted to plug the cable into the female connection on his Gibson Les Paul Custom guitar, but was informed by the high-end quarter-inch guitar cable that it was “really a female” and was henceforth demanding to be utilized as such, otherwise it would not participate in further services.

Ewwwwwwwww!!