Irish Bob O’Rourke’s debate journal

[Syntyr]

Free Beacon has published a transcript of what Beta wrote on stage during the last debate. Check out this guys musings. He is a strange one indeed.

https://freebeacon.com/blog/exclusive-b ... e-journal/

More at the website.

”Here I am in the place where I come to get low. Miami, the bass and the sunset low." — Will Smith

South Florida is "hot." Not the modern definition (sexy, cool) but rather the more traditional one involving weather. Sweated through my first suit before I even left the hotel. I'm on number four right now, and will have to change again during the next commercial break. Tie is soaked.

Why do we even wear suits? Perhaps it's only fair, in our patriarchal hegemony, that men are forced to be uncomfortable and sweaty every now and then. But I would never willingly "suit up" to run a 5K race, or bike around a country lake, or get behind the wheel to chase horizons down the open road.

Tonight, I am a dancing bear, to be jeered at by a fickle press corps who surrendered their hearts to me in Texas, only to decide I wasn't good enough to bring home to mom and dad, that I wasn't "‘long-term" material, that they always saw our relationship as "more of a side chick situation." I'm starting to think they only shacked up with me to get back at Ted. Just look at them, sitting there all smug, talking trash behind my back to all their friends

[eureka40]

Poor Irish Bob, they broke his heart.

[crazy2medic]

They used him and threw him away like yesterday's garbage, all his hopes and dreams of being the next Castro, the next Stalin, a Tyrant to be remembered through the ages! All gone now!

[C-dub]

For real? That's not satire?

[RoyGBiv]

That's satire. Says so at the bottom.

[C-dub]

That's satire. Says so at the bottom.

Thank you.

I looked, but guess I overlooked that. However, I'm still chuckling at the odd accuracy of that satire that it just might have been something going through his head.

[RoyGBiv]

That's satire. Says so at the bottom.

Thank you.

I looked, but guess I overlooked that. However, I'm still chuckling at the odd accuracy of that satire that it just might have been something going through his head.

Good satire will do that.

Like The Onion.