Where will John Woods move to next?

[RPB]

I mean after Campus Carry in Texas passes, his donations to sfgfs will decrease from Texas, and he may have to move to another State?
Anyway ...He's been busy, soliciting out of State people to influence OUR legislators
See
http://us1.campaign-archive1.com/?u=211 ... 4d2112a412" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

You can call or email these people every day, particularly the first two. It's okay if you're not in Texas --

John needs money to pay for the U-Haul ...

Donate
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[RPB]

These bills are about an ideological agenda, not campus safety. Let's make sure lawmakers know that we won't stand for it.

Hasn't he been listening?

C) None of the above
They are about "Personal Protection" ... neither of his two choices are correct.

[tacticool]

I mean after Campus Carry in Texas passes, his donations to sfgfs will decrease from Texas, and he may have to move to another State?
Anyway ...He's been busy, soliciting out of State people to influence OUR legislators
See
http://us1.campaign-archive1.com/?u=211 ... 4d2112a412" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

You can call or email these people every day, particularly the first two. It's okay if you're not in Texas --

That doesn't surprise me.

It looks like most of the opposition to decriminalizing Texas universities comes from people who can't legally vote in Texas and can't legally buy a handgun in Texas. Maybe because they're not Texans, or because of a criminal record, or some other reason. There are exceptions, but while the antis were busing/flying in "ringers" from other states who won't be affected by the law, Texans came to the hearings on their own dime to testify to their legislators about a bill that will affect them, and could one day save their life.

Maybe Woods and his groupies can go to college in Mexico, where the gun laws provide the level of crime and violence they want.

[TemporalAgentDaniels]

Where will John Woods move to next?

Upon receiving his Ph.D in Microbiology, Dr. John O. Woods III will receive a prestigious research position at the National Cancer Institute in Bethesda, Maryland and will earn a six-figure salary. He will simultaneously accept an offer for a legislative or director position at the Washington D.C office of the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, joining fellow colleague Collin Goddard at profiteering from tragedies. For the next couple of years, Dr. Woods will gain recognition as an accomplished cancer drug researcher while spending his free time lobbying at Capitol Hill. Using his generous amount of income, paid by both the Brady Campaign and the NIH, Dr. Woods will hire two full-time armed bodyguards to escort him 24/7, even in his three-story gated mansion.

Upon accepting an offer to replace Brian Malte as the Mobilization Director for the Brady Campaign, Dr. Woods will resign his position at the NCI and instead take a less-stressful but equally-rewarding position as a hospital administrator. At this point, he will be able to send out Brady spam mail and sign his name at the end along with a mugshot of him with his trademark douchey grin. His colleague, Dr. Collin Goddard, Ph.D at this point, has been appointed the next President of the Brady Center, replacing Paul Helmke, who quietly retired after being found guilty of embezzlement of funds, which partially explained the organization's continuous lack of money. Realizing the personnel assets the Brady Campaign has at this point, Dr. Woods and Goddard remounts an aggressive campaign to re-establish "common sense" gun laws. Efforts to ban "Loughner-style assault clips" and "assault weapons" will resurface. Dr. Goddard will utilize his experience as a Virginia Tech survivor as testimony, and Dr. Woods will use his professional history as a hospital administrator to demonstrate expert knowledge in ballistics and firearms operation. Initial attempts to pass such legislation will fail due to the notorious history of the Brady Campaign during Helmke's administration, as well as sharp counter-efforts by the NRA-ILA.

Realizing that this war cannot be fought in a fair manner, Dr. Woods et. al resorts to subtle tactics. Dr. Woods' former colleagues from the shadow organization "Eyes of Texas", at this point, have held key positions within the government infrastructure, giving him powerful assets. This secretive network will influence passage of the "Keep America's Internet Safe Act of 2025" and "Real Internet Identification Act of 2026", as well as the "Patriot Act Reauthorization Act of 2025". For the next 4 years, pro-2nd Amendment Internet videos and websites will either be forcibly shut down or blocked by the national Internet firewall, having been classified by the BATFE and the SPLC as "hate speech", until virtually none remain, cutting off any effort to disseminate educational information from pro-gun individuals and organizations. Wikipedia articles are censored. The NRA-ILA will attempt to fight such legislation and challenge their constitutionality. The Supreme Court rules in favor of the federal government by a 7-2 vote, as the 7 judges who offered majority opinion are Zesty former colleagues of Dr. Woods et al.

The Brady Campaign mounts an aggressive psychological and propaganda campaign at this point. Internet videos advocating for strict gun control are mass-distributed. Comments to such videos are censored, and any dissenting opinion is reported to the Department of Homeland Security for investigation. Dr. Woods personally authors his own Wikipedia article, which details his life accomplishments in a positive light.

A lawsuit (Barrish v. NRA) is ruled in favor of the plaintiff at the Supreme Court. The NRA is fined an exorbitant amount of money to pay for compensation for Mr. Barrish's physical and psychological trauma when he "accidentally" self-inflicted a gunshot wound at an NRA-sponsored public shooting event, which ended up paralyzing him from the neck down. The NRA files for bankruptcy.

Without the NRA to resist draconian gun measures, a flurry of severe gun control legislation passes. Private transfers are completely prohibited, universal licensing is introduced, and most semi-automatic firearms are banned.

Much is very hazy from this point onwards. Official records recovered indicates that Dr. Goddard is awarded the Nobel Peace Prize and is elected President in 2032. Dr. Woods retired from his position in the Brady Campaign and resumed medical duties working as research director for a pharmaceutical company specializing in contraceptive methods. Archival fragments show passage of "Executive Order 16485", which mandates that all firearm owners register themselves in a Federal database. The database is believed to contain around 93 million entries. Years later (exact date unknown), mass sterilization of around 100 million U.S civilians is conducted as a measure to prevent population overgrowth. It is unknown whether or not the two numbers are related...

[RPB]

Where will John Woods move to next?
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Welcome to the forum, love that humor
(Unless it isn't humor and you are from the future giving a real answer from the future, in which case the question becomes .... Where will I be moving next?) (Don't say Mexico so I can "feel" safe )

[WildBill]

I watched his testimony on the YouTube link. I thought it was interesting that he said that he had a CHL, but is still against carrying where he goes to school. As a graduate student he will probably spent most of his waking hours on campus.

[Ameer]

John Woods got a CHL for the same reason Josh Sugarmann got a FFL.

[Kory Zipperer]

I watched his testimony on the YouTube link. I thought it was interesting that he said that he had a CHL, but is still against carrying where he goes to school. As a graduate student he will probably spent most of his waking hours on campus.

He got one from Virginia through their online program. It's a joke. He's just doing it to act like he has credibility on the topic.

[RPB]

I watched his testimony on the YouTube link. I thought it was interesting that he said that he had a CHL, but is still against carrying where he goes to school. As a graduate student he will probably spent most of his waking hours on campus.

He got one from Virginia through their online program. It's a joke. He's just doing it to act like he has credibility on the topic.

I wish the hearings allowed cross-examination of the "Witnesses" by persons other than committee members

Mr Woods, How long have you lived in Texas?
Are you licensed by the State of Texas?
On your application for your Virginia handgun License, what address did you list?
Are you paying out of State tuition?
I'd also love to tangle with him in Discovery some day ...
Request for Production: All income tax returns for yourself and all "books" showing income and expenses for your "Students for Gun Free Schools" for the last 5 years.
Request for Admissions: Admit or deny you like potato and egg breakfast tacos.

[Kory Zipperer]

I watched his testimony on the YouTube link. I thought it was interesting that he said that he had a CHL, but is still against carrying where he goes to school. As a graduate student he will probably spent most of his waking hours on campus.

He got one from Virginia through their online program. It's a joke. He's just doing it to act like he has credibility on the topic.

I wish the hearings allowed cross-examination of the "Witnesses" by persons other than committee members

Mr Woods, How long have you lived in Texas?
Are you licensed by the State of Texas?
On your application for your Virginia handgun License, what address did you list?
Are you paying out of State tuition?
I'd also love to tangle with him in Discovery some day ...
Request for Production: All income tax returns for yourself and all "books" showing income and expenses for your "Students for Gun Free Schools" for the last 5 years.
Request for Admissions: Admit or deny you like potato and egg breakfast tacos.

Rumor on the street is that at last week's hearing a local CHL instructor offered him a chance to take his class for free, and gave him his business card. When the instructor turned around and started walking away, apparently Woods threw the card back at him. Or so the legend goes....

[The Annoyed Man]

TemporalAgentDaniels, that was an awesome first post. Welcome to the forum.

I don't care where Woods moves to next. I just want him to enter adulthood. Finally. I actually think it is predictable where he will move next. Just look for wherever the next battle to expand the RKBA happens. He'll be there. Pending any RKBA debate, he'll be found at any other area where an expansion on human rights is happening, arguing for the side in favor of curtailing individual rights and expanding government's power over the individual.

He's a scab.

[RPB]

I watched his testimony on the YouTube link. I thought it was interesting that he said that he had a CHL, but is still against carrying where he goes to school. As a graduate student he will probably spent most of his waking hours on campus.

Well, like all "Presidents" he does surround himself with other targets/shields (safety in numbers) when he walks to the Capitol. That way, he "feels safe" but will feel safer if there are 30 groupies surrounding him and magazine capacities are limited to 10 rounds.

I hope he "stays safe" a long time, I really enjoy hearing his ramblings about what's hidden in my pants potentially causing more suicides. Kinda makes me feel young again ...