Inquiring Minds Want to Know (word games)

[Pawpaw]

Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps,
I stand before you and sit behind you
to tell you something I know nothing about!
Admission is free, you must pay at the door;
So pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
The show is over, but before you go,
let me tell you a story I don't really know :

One bright day, in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight
back to back; they faced each other;
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
He came along and arrested the boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true...
just ask the blind man; he saw it too!

"I see", said the blind man walking through the dark, to his deaf and dumb daughter.

[Dadtodabone]

Epigram, aphorism, adage, maxim, truism, cliche, witticism, proverb, one liner.

[KLB]

Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

[VoiceofReason]

Why do we say we threw up? Check your shoes, I think you threw down. - George Carlin

[RogueUSMC]

If pro and con are opposite, what is the opposite of progress?

Same difference...lol

[Daddio-on-patio]

Gallagher is awesome.