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sjfcontrol
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by sjfcontrol » Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:17 am
OneGun wrote:Chuck Norris was about to walk into a bar, but the bar ducked out of Chicks way.
Chuck once killed a person that referred to him as "Chick"...

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by puma guy » Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:37 am
sjfcontrol wrote:OneGun wrote:Chuck Norris was about to walk into a bar, but the bar ducked out of Chicks way.
Chuck once killed a person that referred to him as "Chick"...

And then that Chuck made that person come back and apologize to him before killing him again!
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by Flightmare » Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:53 am
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by puma guy » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:16 pm
Thought I'd revive this one.

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WildBill
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by WildBill » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:23 pm
puma guy wrote:Thought I'd revive this one.

Nice one!
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by C-dub » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:34 pm
Femaile?
I am not and have never been a LEO. My avatar is in honor of my friend, Dallas Police Sargent Michael Smith, who was murdered along with four other officers in Dallas on 7.7.2016.
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OneGun
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by OneGun » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:40 am
C-dub wrote:Femaile?
And his Mom called him Chick!!

Annoy a Liberal, GET A JOB!
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by Pawpaw » Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:38 am
I thought I would try to revive this old thread.
Chuck Norris has a diary... it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence. - John Adams
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by TreyHouston » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:49 am
I would like to see this thread active again as well
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by The Annoyed Man » Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:50 pm
Pawpaw wrote: ↑Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:38 am
I thought I would try to revive this old thread.
Chuck Norris has a diary... it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris can speak Russian .... in Japanese....
Give me Liberty, or I'll get up and get it myself.—Hookalakah Meshobbab
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by sjfcontrol » Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:24 pm
The Annoyed Man wrote: ↑Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:50 pm
Pawpaw wrote: ↑Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:38 am
I thought I would try to revive this old thread.
Chuck Norris has a diary... it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris can speak Russian .... in Japanese....
Aw, too bad... If he had been able to speak Russian in Chinese, Bob Mueller would hire him!

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by The Annoyed Man » Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:31 pm
sjfcontrol wrote: ↑Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:24 pm
The Annoyed Man wrote: ↑Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:50 pm
Pawpaw wrote: ↑Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:38 am
I thought I would try to revive this old thread.
Chuck Norris has a diary... it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris can speak Russian .... in Japanese....
Aw, too bad... If he had been able to speak Russian in Chinese, Bob Mueller would hire him!
Pretty sure Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick Bob Mueller ..... in Chinese....
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by C-dub » Fri May 03, 2019 11:30 pm
I am not and have never been a LEO. My avatar is in honor of my friend, Dallas Police Sargent Michael Smith, who was murdered along with four other officers in Dallas on 7.7.2016.
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by surprise_i'm_armed » Sun May 05, 2019 4:33 pm
Chuck Norris went to a feminists convention.
He came back with his shirt ironed and his favorite sandwich.
When Chuck Norris jumps in the lake, he doesn't get wet.
The lake gets Chucked.
Chuck Norris routinely pays for things with $9 bills. The cashiers never complain.
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