Rattlesnake, uranium, whiskey found during traffic stop

[BigGuy]

Posted: Jul 11, 2019 / 11:27 AM CDT / Updated: Jul 11, 2019 / 12:40 PM CDT

Rattlesnake, uranium, whiskey found during traffic stop.

[Jusme]

Posted: Jul 11, 2019 / 11:27 AM CDT / Updated: Jul 11, 2019 / 12:40 PM CDT

Rattlesnake, uranium, whiskey found during traffic stop.

He must have been trying to get to Iran to help them with their nuclear program. Just think how deadly a uranium, whiskey, snake venom bomb would be.
ETA

Or he may be an Oklahoma suicide bomber, eat the uranium, drink the whiskey, and let the snake bite him. That's why he stole the car, he didn't want to mess up his.

[WildBill]

Next time he should be more careful whose car he steals.

[RoyGBiv]

[joe817]

I would love to hear/read any follow-up on this. Especially his side of the story. VERY curious about his intention with the payload.

I just read on yahoo news(take it for what it's worth) that one of the guys was going to use the uranium on the rattlesnake to "make a super snake out of it". What an idiot.

[TreyHouston]

I would love to hear/read any follow-up on this. Especially his side of the story. VERY curious about his intention with the payload.

I just read on yahoo news(take it for what it's worth) that one of the guys was going to use the uranium on the rattlesnake to "make a super snake out of it". What an idiot.

[thatguyoverthere]

Sounds like the opening line for an interesting joke:
"So this guy walks into a bar with a rattlesnake, some uranium and some whiskey ..."

[Jusme]

I would love to hear/read any follow-up on this. Especially his side of the story. VERY curious about his intention with the payload.

Maybe he thought that whiskey, and snake venom, was the way to enrich uranium. But he's new to this domestic terrorism thing.

[RoyGBiv]

I would love to hear/read any follow-up on this. Especially his side of the story. VERY curious about his intention with the payload.

Maybe he thought that whiskey, and snake venom, was the way to enrich uranium. But he's new to this domestic terrorism thing.

In Taiwan there used to be a place named "snake alley" where they sell snake bile mixed with grain alcohol as an elixir for "male vitality".

https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/3435964

[JustSomeOldGuy]

His driver's license was suspended, but his hunting license is valid and current. Sounds like a Jeff Foxworthy-ism.....