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llwatson wrote:

dannysdad wrote:Based on that experience, I learned that I have no business being in a building, full of knuckleheads, with a loaded weapon.

And that's why you go to Walmart for the Wally Walk! The degree of difficulty is just not the same at Target.

Okay... OKAY!!!

I'll go to Walmart tomorrow. THEN can I have my man card back?

I was going to ask why it had to be WalMart and not somewhere else. Thanks for the clarification, guys.

The Annoyed Man wrote:

llwatson wrote:

dannysdad wrote:Based on that experience, I learned that I have no business being in a building, full of knuckleheads, with a loaded weapon.

And that's why you go to Walmart for the Wally Walk! The degree of difficulty is just not the same at Target.

Okay... OKAY!!!

I'll go to Walmart tomorrow. THEN can I have my man card back?

You must post photos of you eating nachos and buying ammo, with a clear picture of a Wal-Mart employee in the background. Your case will be presented to the board of the higher potentates and a decision will be made then, but only then, about the return of your rightful status.

dannysdad wrote: I don't do self checkout at any stores. If I wanted to work there, I'd fill out an application.

I agree 110%, unless they start giving discounts for self checkout.

kd5zex wrote:

dannysdad wrote: I don't do self checkout at any stores. If I wanted to work there, I'd fill out an application.

I agree 110%, unless they start giving discounts for self checkout.

They get less use around here. I consider the reduced wait time to be enough of a bonus.

I will not use the self-checkouts. If I'm going to be working there, I'm going to be getting a paycheck from them.

bdickens wrote:I will not use the self-checkouts. If I'm going to be working there, I'm going to be getting a paycheck from them.

I use them due if I only have a few items. A lot of the time they are wide open. I also figure it is a good way to practice for my after retirement job. I hope to be able to work my way up to Greeter!!

Keith B wrote:

The Annoyed Man wrote:I'll go to Walmart tomorrow. THEN can I have my man card back?

You must post photos of you eating nachos and buying ammo, with a clear picture of a Wal-Mart employee in the background. Your case will be presented to the board of the higher potentates and a decision will be made then, but only then, about the return of your rightful status.

Well then, I'm a miserable failure. I took a Wally Walk yesterday, but it was grocery shopping with my wife, and I neither bought ammunition nor nachos. However, we went afterward to Market Street, where I did buy some sushi. Does that count? PLEEEEEEZZZE???

The Annoyed Man wrote:[
Well then, I'm a miserable failure. I took a Wally Walk yesterday, but it was grocery shopping with my wife, and I neither bought ammunition nor nachos. However, we went afterward to Market Street, where I did buy some sushi. Does that count? PLEEEEEEZZZE???

Not sure about this. The Wal-Mart visit might have counted, even without the nachos and ammo, but then you turned around and bought sushi!

I think we are going to refer this to the the Supreme Council of the CHL'ers and see if you are reinstated or not.

What say ye worthy members??

Keith B wrote:Not sure about this. The Wal-Mart visit might have counted, even without the nachos and ammo, but then you turned around and bought sushi!

I think we are going to refer this to the the Supreme Council of the CHL'ers and see if you are reinstated or not.

What say ye worthy members??

My local Wally World doesn't have nachos, so I had a cheeseburger and Coke at the resident McDonalds. But sushi? Maybe he should get a CFL instead [Concealed Fishing pole License].

I submit the following into evidence in pursuit of the return of my man card:

THE AMMUNITION PURCHASE:


THE GREASY FOOD PURCHASE (This particular store does not sell nachos, but there is a Mickey Dee's inside):


The Defense rests.

Give that Annoyed Man his CHL!

Well, the frys at Mickey D's are not as greasy as the nachos, but you have earned the right to be a member of the esteemed league of Wally-Walking CHL's! Now, it wasn't that bad was it?? Congrats!!

Now, go take a Lipitor for your increased cholesterol from the large fries!!

Not onl;y did the Annoyed Man go to Wally's, he Actually found someone to sell him ammo in sporting goods. Now, that's the extra effort folks.