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Old Chinese proverb: He who goes to sleep with itchy rear ........ wakes up with stinky fingers.

A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

The pen is mightier than the sword – unless you are in a swordfight!

Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.

Firearm safety – it’s a matter for education, not legislation.

No matter where you go, there you are.

Of all of the places I have been, this is one of them.

I sent a postcard with a picture of Earth on it to my friend saying, "Wish you were here!"

He who stands of on toilet gets high on pot

Neutron walks into a bar, bartender says "no charge".

Hydrogen atom is crying at the bar. Neutron asks what's wrong? H says he lost his electron. N says "are you sure"? "I'm positive!".

Gun free zones saves lives!

If you arrive at a fork in the road, take it. - Y. Berra

If you like your doctor, you will be able to keep your doctor.

One from my daughter when she was six years old. "I tried to live on a can of beans for a week, but kept falling off!"

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Affordable Care Act

Greybeard wrote:Old Chinese proverb: He who runs in the dark ...... stumbles.

Ahhhh but in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king!