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karl wrote:


Laugh all you want, you'd be peeing your pants too if you had to look down the barrel of that bad boy.

I know we can get one of the diaper companies to make a diaper with a gun pocket and they can call it "WET & READY"

10 +1 of snap caps.

I've eschewed guns entirely. I carry a shoe-shine kit now. If threatened, I drop to my knees, call 'em "Boss," and offer to shine their shoes for 'em.

Works every time.

MadMonkey wrote:You haven't seen fear until you've pulled one of these on a thug:



Pros: It's scary, and if you paint it black it makes it even scarier. Believe it or not my right hand is banned in Chicago. Also, I'm usually carrying it with me anyway, so it doesn't add weight.

Cons: I can only make that cool slide racking sound once every couple of months, and I have to go to the hospital afterward each time.

Is that why you carry a left hand?

The Annoyed Man wrote:I've eschewed guns entirely. I carry a shoe-shine kit now. If threatened, I drop to my knees, call 'em "Boss," and offer to shine their shoes for 'em.

Works every time.

My sides are hurting from laughing while reading this thread.

I follow Gun Control Inc.'s suggestion of just calling 911 and leaving it all to the cops. Certianly response times are better than the last time it was needed............read below.

15 years ago my neighbor decided to get into a fist fight with an intruder rather than just shoot him. His wife called 911 about her husband being in a fist fight with an intruder. The police showed 1.5 hrs later. He was then sued for breaking the guy nose, shattering his cheekbone, breaking his jaw and busting out teeth......cause when he realized fist fights are not fun he grabbed a bat.

I carry two rounds only as well. I'm having a hard time finding a comfortable IWB holster though. The guys at crossbreed wanted to charge me double... can you believe that... I'll admit, its a little big, but...double...

TexasTony wrote:I carry two rounds only as well. I'm having a hard time finding a comfortable IWB holster though. The guys at crossbreed wanted to charge me double... can you believe that... I'll admit, its a little big, but...double...

Looks like something off the Millennium Falcon!

Again, my gun is a rail gun


Excuse me what are Bullets?

TexasTony wrote:I carry two rounds only as well. I'm having a hard time finding a comfortable IWB holster though. The guys at crossbreed wanted to charge me double... can you believe that... I'll admit, its a little big, but...double...

Try Comp-tac and take a look at the Minotaur MTAC. It's similar to the Supertuck, but you can get multiple holster bodies for it at a reasonable price. That way you can rotate your carry choices. Some days you go with that double doohicky of yours. On other days you can carry a green water pistol, or an airsoft 1911, or even your right hand..... or... even a can of shoe shine in a different color.

sjfcontrol wrote:

TexasTony wrote:I carry two rounds only as well. I'm having a hard time finding a comfortable IWB holster though. The guys at crossbreed wanted to charge me double... can you believe that... I'll admit, its a little big, but...double...

Looks like something off the Millennium Falcon!

I like Smartcarry. Pay SmartCarry some gold coins and they will build you a deep concealment for that. Last I heard, abdominal surgery do come free of charge to make space for that double shooter

Beiruty wrote:

sjfcontrol wrote:

TexasTony wrote:I carry two rounds only as well. I'm having a hard time finding a comfortable IWB holster though. The guys at crossbreed wanted to charge me double... can you believe that... I'll admit, its a little big, but...double...

Looks like something off the Millennium Falcon!

I like Smartcarry. Pay SmartCarry some gold coins and they will build you a deep concealment for that. Last I heard, abdominal surgery do come free of charge to make space for that double shooter

Yeah I'm probably going to need back surgery as well. I was going to get the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator, but Davidson's was all sold out

I can't believe nobody carries one of these.

Works best with deaf BGs so they know they've been shot.
Also comes in handy when the allergies act up.

troglodyte wrote:I can't believe nobody carries one of these.

Works best with deaf BGs so they know they've been shot.

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Also comes in handy when the allergies act up.

I carried one, but I kept attracting wayward steer. Red ticks them off for some reason.