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It's CONSTABLE
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:24 am
by gregthehand
I have noticed a lot of people spelling it wrong on here. Instead of correcting them in their threads I thought I would just do it here and hope that they saw it.

Re: It's CONSTABLE
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:50 am
by flintknapper
And I thought it was called "Istanbul" now.

Re: It's CONSTABLE
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:01 pm
by HighVelocity
I thought it was Constantinople

Re: It's CONSTABLE
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:32 pm
by flintknapper
HighVelocity wrote:I thought it was Constantinople

It was (at one time).
Then the Ottoman Empire conquered it in 1453... and the name was officially changed to "Istanbul" in 1930, or at least that is what historians will tell you.
The truth is: "Constantinople" (just like Constable) was just too hard to spell so they changed it to something easier!
We really shouldn't mock this post so shamelessly.

Re: It's CONSTABLE
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:50 pm
by TDDude
I always thought it was "Yes, Officer."

Re: It's CONSTABLE
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:26 pm
by Dan20703
I thought it was Constance. She's cute!

Re: It's CONSTABLE
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:12 pm
by lrb111
You know, when a really aged constable sees a pretty girl like that, the first thing he thinks is "Nice teeth,,,"

Re: It's CONSTABLE
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:55 pm
by ScubaSigGuy
CONSTABLE??? Is that what the bad guys eat at?
I know, I know... but all of the witty intellectual jokes were taken by the time I saw this? This is what you're left with.
Re: It's CONSTABLE
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:05 pm
by KBCraig
If you're constantly constible, you probably need more fiber.
Re: It's CONSTABLE
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:13 pm
by ScubaSigGuy
KBCraig wrote:If you're constantly constible, you probably need more fiber.

Now i don't feel so bad.
Just kidding KB.
Re: It's CONSTABLE
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:14 pm
by HighVelocity
KBCraig wrote:If you're constantly constible, you probably need more fiber.
Then you should be taking in a different kind of Con

Re: It's CONSTABLE
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:19 pm
by ScubaSigGuy
HighVelocity wrote:KBCraig wrote:If you're constantly constible, you probably need more fiber.
Then you should be taking in a different kind of Con

Of course you could also try some conberry, or conagranite juice.
Re: It's CONSTABLE
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:21 pm
by boomerang
Constable Parrot ate one of those.
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Re: It's CONSTABLE
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:27 pm
by ScubaSigGuy
This post is getting quite CONvoluted isn't it?
Re: It's CONSTABLE
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:55 pm
by flintknapper
ScubaSigGuy wrote:KBCraig wrote:If you're constantly constible, you probably need more fiber.
Now i don't feel so bad.
Just kidding KB.
Thats because you have plenty of fiber.
Someone's gonna lock this thread, I can just feel it.