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Prepared in Texas

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:24 pm
by MoJo
This story out of East Texas. Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign,

and gets pulled over by a local policeman. The guy hands

the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his

concealed carry permit.



"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CC permit. Are you

carrying today?"



"Yes, I am."



"Well then, better tell me what you got."



Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket.

There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum

derringer in my right boot."



"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"



"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."



"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"



"Nope."



"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"



"Not a darn thing..." "rlol" :rolll "rlol"

Re: Prepared in Texas

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:01 pm
by Pawpaw
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Re: Prepared in Texas

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:21 pm
by old farmer
:smilelol5: :smilelol5: :smilelol5: :smilelol5:

Re: Prepared in Texas

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:48 pm
by USA1
God bless Texas. :txflag:

Re: Prepared in Texas

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:00 pm
by Beiruty
Again, where was he hiding that RPG? :O

Re: Prepared in Texas

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 6:38 pm
by cougartex
:smilelol5: :smilelol5: :smilelol5: :txflag:

Re: Prepared in Texas

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:02 pm
by cbunt1
MoJo wrote: "Well then, what are you afraid of...?"



"Not a darn thing..." "rlol" :rolll "rlol"
:woohoo "rlol" :smilelol5: :thumbs2: :biggrinjester: :tiphat:

Re: Prepared in Texas

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:16 pm
by Beiruty
"Red Armies are invading and I am a wolverine", said the driver. No kidding, I saw that on TV, it must be true, no?

Re: Prepared in Texas

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:38 pm
by Venus Pax
:txflag: