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Naked man covered in blood was 'in a zombie state' as he tried to steal cars in Victorville

A naked man covered in blood terrorized a Victorville neighborhood when he broke into an apartment and tried to carjack three vehicles, including a sheriff’s patrol cruiser, before he was finally arrested, authorities said Tuesday...

Resident Lydia Lopez told KCAL-TV the man was incoherent and screaming.

“He really did look like he was more a zombie,” ...

"Naked guy doing weird stuff..." stories crop up regularly, often don't end well for the naked guy or the people around him. Call me a profiler, but I see a naked dood coming down the street, I'm going to up the DefCon and take evasive action. Especially if he's covered in blood or barking at the moon or whatever.

This is it! It's started... I'm getting my bugout bag ready and loading up the SUV. I just ordered another case of 5.56 for my AR-15. Next up a pallet of 9mm.

Remember you have to hit them (zombies) in the head. Walkers can only be put down that way...they're not people anymore. We all have the virus inside us, it just takes a zombie bite to activate it.

It started in California, but it will be upon us before you know it. Now I know what Jade Helm was about. The .gov is not telling us what they know. Preppers....now is your time.

ScottDLS wrote:This is it! It's started... I'm getting my bugout bag ready and loading up the SUV. I just ordered another case of 5.56 for my AR-15. Next up a pallet of 9mm.

Remember you have to hit them (zombies) in the head. Walkers can only be put down that way...they're not people anymore. We all have the virus inside us, it just takes a zombie bite to activate it.

It started in California, but it will be upon us before you know it. Now I know what Jade Helm was about. The .gov is not telling us what they know. Preppers....now is your time.

Nice try. Everyone knows the zombie outbreak started years ago............... in Congress.

People are always trying to give meth a bad name.

Richbirdhunter wrote:People are always trying to give meth a bad name.

The Annoyed Man wrote:

ScottDLS wrote:This is it! It's started... I'm getting my bugout bag ready and loading up the SUV. I just ordered another case of 5.56 for my AR-15. Next up a pallet of 9mm.

Remember you have to hit them (zombies) in the head. Walkers can only be put down that way...they're not people anymore. We all have the virus inside us, it just takes a zombie bite to activate it.

It started in California, but it will be upon us before you know it. Now I know what Jade Helm was about. The .gov is not telling us what they know. Preppers....now is your time.

Nice try. Everyone knows the zombie outbreak started years ago............... in Congress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a6YdNmK77k

Pawpaw wrote:

The Annoyed Man wrote:

ScottDLS wrote:This is it! It's started... I'm getting my bugout bag ready and loading up the SUV. I just ordered another case of 5.56 for my AR-15. Next up a pallet of 9mm.

Remember you have to hit them (zombies) in the head. Walkers can only be put down that way...they're not people anymore. We all have the virus inside us, it just takes a zombie bite to activate it.

It started in California, but it will be upon us before you know it. Now I know what Jade Helm was about. The .gov is not telling us what they know. Preppers....now is your time.

Nice try. Everyone knows the zombie outbreak started years ago............... in Congress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a6YdNmK77k

Well, a lot of dead Democrats do manage to vote.

The drug is called Flakka. It makes the user act like a zombie. It is rather sad to see the videos people posted on you tube.

Hillary voter?

The Annoyed Man wrote:

ScottDLS wrote:This is it! It's started... I'm getting my bugout bag ready and loading up the SUV. I just ordered another case of 5.56 for my AR-15. Next up a pallet of 9mm.

Remember you have to hit them (zombies) in the head. Walkers can only be put down that way...they're not people anymore. We all have the virus inside us, it just takes a zombie bite to activate it.

It started in California, but it will be upon us before you know it. Now I know what Jade Helm was about. The .gov is not telling us what they know. Preppers....now is your time.

Nice try. Everyone knows the zombie outbreak started years ago............... in Congress.

This is not a zombie, it's an Oompa Loompa

lildave40 wrote:The drug is called Flakka. It makes the user act like a zombie. It is rather sad to see the videos people posted on you tube.

Only thing worse is krokodil (synthetic heroin). It eats the flesh away and you really look like a zombie from TWD or something.

ScottDLS wrote:Preppers....now is your time.

Finally! I had my hopes up for a new reserve currency to destroy Washington but this is just as good and maybe better if we can get this guy invited to the White House. Did he happen to have a box with wires sticking out of it that looked like a bomb?

RoyGBiv wrote:

The Annoyed Man wrote:

ScottDLS wrote:This is it! It's started... I'm getting my bugout bag ready and loading up the SUV. I just ordered another case of 5.56 for my AR-15. Next up a pallet of 9mm.

Remember you have to hit them (zombies) in the head. Walkers can only be put down that way...they're not people anymore. We all have the virus inside us, it just takes a zombie bite to activate it.

It started in California, but it will be upon us before you know it. Now I know what Jade Helm was about. The .gov is not telling us what they know. Preppers....now is your time.

Nice try. Everyone knows the zombie outbreak started years ago............... in Congress.

This is not a zombie, it's an Oompa Loompa

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Wait a minute, aren't Oompa Loompas purple?

rbwhatever1 wrote:

ScottDLS wrote:Preppers....now is your time.

Finally! I had my hopes up for a new reserve currency to destroy Washington but this is just as good and maybe better if we can get this guy invited to the White House. Did he happen to have a box with wires sticking out of it that looked like a bomb?

It was a clock, man! 9 out of 10 Islamic Apologists agree.